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Farewell RAZR, it’s been real…..
As some of you know, my work decided to get me a Black Berry, and pay for my phone plan every month. Because of the incredible capabilities of this thing (most I will not find out about until I sit down with Yellowbeard and he shows me how to work this thing to its full…
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The Sister I’ve never “Had”
Yes, that is right… This is Fuj’s sister and I… After looking at this picture, I know what you are thinking.. “They are cutest couple of ALL TIME!!!!”.. Well, I regret to inform you, because of Fuj’s BULLSHIT policy about no one getting to date his sister, I have actually never got to meet this…
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AFB contribution to Butt Poem
Based on One of my first ass sex experiences in 1999. True Story There we sat, Rachel with friends and slightly drunk around a bonfire at edgefest I was observing your trunk I remembered you saying “No way, my butts too tight” when I brought up ass sex for the first time That cool fall…
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Happy Easter!!
It is Easter today, and what better a time to let everybody know of the “gift” that I received from my brother, Billy. As some of you know, Billy is about the biggest porn addict that I have ever known, and when you own that much porn, it is impossible to keep tabs on all…
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Oh Winnie, how I miss thee…
My ex found me this picture of Winnie Cooper, the girl from the The Wonder Years. As I have tried to tell most of you at any given opportunity, this was my first real love. I was so pissed that episode when she shared her first kiss with that asshole Fred Savage. I wanted to…
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HJAY’S Sports update
In what could be the greatest decision that has ever been handed down in the entire history of the United States legal system, Zamboni operator John Paragallo was exonerated of all charges after losing his license for blowing a .12 BAC at the rink. John told police he had the following for breakfast: A shot…
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HJAY’s Joke of the Day
A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HANDJOB: $10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women…
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Going down memory lane with the Ex…….
I just received an email from first ever Girl Friend, and the one in fact that took my innocence from me…. One of the stories that she has remembered for all of these years is this one… (EX) so like a week ago i was talking with my gfs about when its time to leave……
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Fucking Saints!!!!!
It is really difficult for me to write this particular post today. As some of you know, this is going to be my first post on the official hjays.com website. It should have been an ode to someone special, or maybe a post regarding a happy time in my life that I would be expressing…
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Yellowbeards New Love
I am sitting here, pissed as hell because the fucking Oilers lost game 7, and I didn’t win the first annual Stanley Cup Hockey Pool, hence I am OUT $140. And being that Mike is out of town for the week, I decided to make a post. The good news is, I did get the…