Yes, that is right… This is Fuj’s sister and I… After looking at this picture, I know what you are thinking.. “They are cutest couple of ALL TIME!!!!”.. Well, I regret to inform you, because of Fuj’s BULLSHIT policy about no one getting to date his sister, I have actually never got to meet this fine, fine woman.. This is actually a phenomenal photoshop job done by Yellowbeard.
Yah, she is only 21, I GET IT MAN! But come on, you know me, you know I would treat her well…. I mean, just imagine… you remember all those Thanksgivings and Christmas’s that we have been apart… Not anymore, I would be part of the family!! I would be your brother!! A far improvement to your current one, Scooter.
But no, I am just not good enough… I just don’t have what it takes to turn your sister into a Johnson…. Instead, a loser bartender that wears sports coats is your choice… Yah, that’s right, a fricken BARTENDER!!!! It is ok though, I will never give up…. That chance meeting will someday take place, and when it does, true love will take over… We will not be imprisoned by your unfair dictatorship any longer… The bartender is out, and your Long Time Buddy AFB is IN baby!!!! (Literally)
