I just received an email from first ever Girl Friend, and the one in fact that took my innocence from me…. One of the stories that she has remembered for all of these years is this one…

(EX)

so like a week ago i was talking with my gfs about when its time to leave…
ya know… after you hook up with someone, whens the right time to go home
and they all had these stories and theories…
but when i spoke i blew them outta the water
here was my story.. might sound familiar:

(28 year old version of EX after Twins game)

so i go to the bar with my ex bf
we are 19… having fun with the whole ‘bar scene’
we do shots all night of the nastiest shot ever made called oatmeal cookies
i drive back to his house
we have s*x
as im putting my pants back on, he throws up
that, ladies, is when you know its time to go home

they were silent
til i started laughing
then they laughed
i won the story telling prize that day (END)

Good times….

–AFB