Category: AFB

  • AZN Aging Process

  • Here it is AFB

    Your favorite guy’s so called audiobook. I was about to email you the link then I remember how much trouble I have with your email filters. How does it go again broom rape & black cock are acceptable, but 1 FUCK & no dice? Well this title of this one has 2 fucks in it.…

  • AFB Redemption?

    I remember seeing this shortly after Metzler had vacated my property, and headed to Houston… At the time, I figured that he was going to leave this message for people staying in my quest room, reminding them of his greatness.. But recently, I started to paint that room to rid it of the evils it…

  • Stop Yelling & Threatening Me With That Gun

    Dumba*s, Take picks of me with weapons off of your Facebook account. I seriously wonder why we have to have all of these talks everytime you find someone new… The ONLY association I want to have with you on the Web is Hjays. PERIOD.

  • AFB Review: “Gary Unmarried”

    When it is on: Wednesday, 7:30pm on CBS Thoughts going into: Another CBS sitcom, much like the 20 or so a year that are just regurgitating BAD ideas of shows that failed in the past. What is it: It is a show about a home painter named Gary Brooks (played by Jay Mohr) who recently…

  • Picture Booth fun at The Fair

    I don’t know this for a fact, but this might be the most “recognizable” people ever to fit into a photo booth at the State Fair. –AFB

  • Pontoon HR Derby!

    Unfortunately we didn’t have any video of the strange things that happened when we started playing this game like people fighting to catch the Home Run “Beach Ball” in the pontoon, ass hole people just walking right in the middle of the pitcher and batter like we weren’t playing a F’in game, and the little…

  • Healing Power of Jesus

    FYI…. I tried to jump over my curb today and failed miserably…. Brobum would have been dissapointed. Well, I found this bandaid in the cubbard… Yep, it’s Jesus.. I am hoping that the combination of this and Neosporin is going to fixer up…. Sadly, I went to Subway, and when I came out I realized…

  • TPIR vs. Sas

    So I spent most of the day looking at “The Price is Right” low-lights on Youtube, and I happened upon this one.. This is important because I believe I have finally unlocked the source behind Sas’s hatred. You see, because of his work and parental obligations, he rarely gets out of the house and is…

  • Curve ALIVE!!!

    Here is the first successful picture taken with my new Curve! Amazing to get a phone at work that is actually useful! And who better to take it of but the most photogenic person in the world! –AFB