A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HANDJOB: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to
the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women
serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
“Yes?” she inquires with a knowing smile, “can I help you?”
“I was wondering,” whispers the biker, “are you the young lady
who gives the hand-jobs?”
“Yes,” she purrs, “I am.”
The old biker replies, “Well wash your hands, I want a
cheeseburger.”
I received this in my work email today. I have decided to post every joke that I receive at work that is even loosely related to HJAYS.
–AFB
One response to “HJAY’s Joke of the Day”
why would you think you had to ask permission to post this? it is perfect all the way to the picture.
now how about some more contributions or comments? i know you are out there based on statcounter.com