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Category: Rant

  • Roller Derby

    North Star Roller Derby’s “Sawsquatch” (In many ways, similar to our Sasquatch) Last Saturday, Fuj, Radmacher, and I went to see the North Star Roller Derby girls at the Minneapolis Convention Center.. Why did we do this? Well, I am convinced it was because of Radmachers love for Amy, aka Kat Scratch Eva who we…

  • Sasquatchkraut

    Finally I got the opportunity to make some bad ass sourkraut in my crock-pot. Most people fucking HATE it so I never get to make it. Which brings me to the title of the post. The recipe I used is a combination of this one and one in my crock-pot book. Since it is a…

  • Come on These are GOOD Links

    I think that the picture leader for the links really works. When people see an ass like that it really catches their eye. Now if I put another one at the end maybe it will drag the eye through the entire post? The first link here is probably the most appropriate link I have ever…

  • My Obsession with Nick Cave?

    It came to me in a dream last night, the new design for the hjays logo. What a silly nonsensical dream it was. I was at a McDonalds trying to order a Green Milkshake from a fat woman with an emo haircut. Everyone around me was an uptown snob, yes this is strange because I…

  • Black Crowes Respond To Phony Maxim Review

    Black Crowes Respond To Phony Maxim Review ‘ This is a pretty damn good post. It just affirms what I always knew that Maxim is a rag and only good for TnA, but nothing I can even jerk to cuz anything that is not HCP just doesn’t do it for me. So read it and…

  • The OTHER Brad Meat

    We have our first forum user!! Maybe this will motivate me to get the much laking hjays forum improved? Ya we’ll see. I have a busy weekend and right not A LOT of poetry to write for tomorrow. If everyone that I nagged today makes a contribution then it will be a lot of fun.…

  • 1st hjays Poetry Contest

    Yes, you read that correctly hjays is having a poetry contest for Valentine’s Day. Well it is kind of in the spirit of one of my more popular posts back in March ’07. This year I am hoping to get a LOT more submissions. Unlike a wonderful poem submitted by AFB last year contributers will…

  • you SUCK at Photoshop

    Yes this is installment #5. I have been watching these all year. Being a Photoshop professional these appeal very highly to me. Most of you my wonderful readers don’t know much about PS, and I didn’t post these earlier because I didn’t think it would be as funny to you. Well fuck it!! These video…

  • Fuj Attracts Gay Men

    I have recently received some activity on one of my older folders taken on Sasquatch’s wedding day. Apparently the Fuj Jerks Off An Elephant pic is very popular with gay men. Last week was added 2 more times as a favorite. In addition it had already been viewed 2,236 times along with a complimantary comment…

  • Quitting Snuff: Good for mouth, Bad for bowel

    As some of you know, I have always told myself that I would quit Snuff when I turned 30 years old… With the help of generic Walgreen’s Nicotine patches and a SHITLOAD of gum, so far so good… As much as I am feeling the benefits orally, apparently my body was more reliant on Toxins…