North Star Roller Derby’s “Sawsquatch” (In many ways, similar to our Sasquatch)
Last Saturday, Fuj, Radmacher, and I went to see the North Star Roller Derby girls at the Minneapolis Convention Center.. Why did we do this? Well, I am convinced it was because of Radmachers love for Amy, aka Kat Scratch Eva who we incidentally work with. (No, I have NOT had relations with this Amy) He denies this, but I am not so sure…
Anyways, Sasquatch was suppose to go but as usually BAILED, so the “Fab Four” reunion must wait a little longer.
The Derby itself was confusing and I did not understand the scoring.. Fuj and Radmacher tried to explain, but I was much more interested in double fisting Beer and Windsor cokes then really paying attention to the score.
We did get an opportunity to talk with Kat Scratch Eva during intermission which was QUITE exciting. She is a good chic, and seems like lots of fun. When we left to go get more beer, however, this dude that was like 5’6″ gave me Stink Eye like I have NEVER seen before in my life… Even worse then what WF gives me now in the halls at work. Well, it turns out that it was Kat’s boyfriend, and don’t like tall dudes talking to his woman… I don’t blame him for that I guess.
I closing, I guess there is worse things you can do with $10 than to watch these gals. Its worth a look if you just sit around and play with you dingy on Saturday Nights like THIS GUY
—AFB
3 responses to “Roller Derby”
Srry I have been too busy to play with my dingy. Seriously I elected not to masturbate this morning in favor of checking out this post. Which although interesting and appreciated is not only poorly written, but lack original photos from the event.
Also as you well know on Sat. I was BBQin’ with uDaIRS and playing beer pong. Sadly there was only one photo and it is on the Virgin’s camera.
Poorly written? It is exactly like everything else I write that you enjoy. Dude, everyone knows you masturbate more than our entire softball team because you have the biggest collection of porn in the world. Nothing to be ashamed of. Secondly, you know none of us have cameras so why would we have pics? Both of your complaints are unwarranted and lame.
–AFB
Get a REAL cell phone & not that stupid no camera BB you have.