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This Just In From CO

There is an HJ (read hjay) BEER!! Now if BroBum was a really good brother he would send me a case instead of just a picture.

September 26, 2008
I Have Been Photoshoped

With WEED!!! and no I did not do it myself it just got emailed to me.

September 25, 2008
Slip & DIE

Quite awhile BroBum sent me this pis stating: “here is a new pic that suits me good. change that other gross ass pic”. I think that this is the pic that he uses to try and score new squish on OKCupid.com and shit. Or maybe he has a secret Facebook account where he tries to…

September 19, 2008
Pints of Guinness Make You Strong

I always love randomly downloading crap that turns out to be very entertaining. Listening to this reminds me how much I enjoy Punk. It is also a great drinking song, well it was. Then I read the Wikipedia entry. “Pints of Guinness Make You Strong” is about Gabel’s grandparents. James was an alcoholic and drank…

September 16, 2008
Death Magnetic Anus-Fingering Masturbation

OK the new Metallica. Who really gives a fuck? They were pretty much ruined for me after I finally saw Some Kind Of Monster. Sorry I prefer my rock stars (at least ones from the 80’s-90’s to drunk drugged out extreme exhibitionist. Watching these guys cry about their feelings to a shrink destroyed the rock…

September 13, 2008
Psycho Biatch Call #2: The Morning After

Shortly after she had left me Voicemail #1, she called back yet again, but this time she used my brothers phone so that I would answer it. Well, I decided to put it on speaker phone at which point Jackie 2 took over the conversation and basically shared all of our feelings with her. So,…

September 3, 2008
Psycho Biatch Call #1: Football Draft Party

For all of you that don’t know, my brother is dating a psycho drugged out skank, and she has made it her life long mission to harass my mom and I for the simple fact that my brother will not bring this drunk around because he is so incredible embarrassed by her. For some reason…

September 3, 2008
Me Being Topical and Happy

hahahahhaahh fucking shit this made my day. Not necessarily this picture, but just learning of the pregnancy. hahahahahahah **addition** to make this post more interesting, and it relates to the original subject.

September 1, 2008
Now That’s A GOOD Sammich

So good in fact that I just had to add the pickle and the BEER.

August 30, 2008
Picture Booth fun at The Fair

I don’t know this for a fact, but this might be the most “recognizable” people ever to fit into a photo booth at the State Fair. –AFB

August 30, 2008

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