If the #ReeferSanity army is going to war, they're going to have to get their war faces on. General @AllanaHarkin inspires her troops, but @MatthewModine needs no instruction. pic.twitter.com/2FFhdg3QYg
— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) April 20, 2018
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Michael Cohen and the End Stage of the Trump Presidency https://t.co/DP5hrxEU0t— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) April 14, 2018
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— Devin Townsend (@dvntownsend) April 12, 2018
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#AskPatton Traveling salesman knocks on a door. Five year-old boy answers drinking a scotch and smoking a cigar. Traveling salesman asks him, "Excuse me, little boy, are your parents home?" Kids sips his scotch and says, "What the fuck do you think?" https://t.co/NKRnuIluJ2
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) April 13, 2018
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[P] Love this. https://t.co/0t2kInurbw
— Paul and Storm (@paulandstorm) April 8, 2018
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An important book for the times, from dear friend @sallykohn #TheOppositeofHate pic.twitter.com/9Gd7EWcSXj
— Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) April 8, 2018
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Has anyone else noticed when time travelers grab you buy your shoulders and ask what year it is and you tell them, they don't reply, "then I'm not too late" anymore?
That's kind of worrying.
— David?McG ?? (@peprally) April 6, 2018
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Marvin Gaye’s isolated vocals for “I Heard It Through The Grapevine." Simply incredible. https://t.co/ztG6l3lM2U pic.twitter.com/9tdb9xHCX0
— Meredith Frost (@MeredithFrost) April 3, 2018
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So @joemande was so inspired by the ROSEANNE revival that he wrote a script for a HOME IMPROVEMENT revival. #MAGA pic.twitter.com/ck630VsiYD
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) April 2, 2018
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The 11-year-old came up with a TV pitch that is stone cold genius:
A reality show, in the vein of The Amazing Race, that follows a group of Flat Earthers trying to travel to the edge of the world ?
— Eddie Schneider (@eddieschneider) March 23, 2018
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