more comics at https://t.co/bLcTqRclTt follow me there. pic.twitter.com/q2aZKA0siy

— drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) February 12, 2020

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Audience Member: “Who is going to be your Mike Pence? Who is going to look at you with adoring eyes?”

Elizabeth Warren: “I already have a dog.”

Warren would dismantle Trump in a debate with her quick-wittedness. pic.twitter.com/MBKOE8Pd5t

— Ryan Knight ???? ? (@ProudResister) February 10, 2020

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#Trump #Ronseal pic.twitter.com/dx4pMcmDnU

— HappyToast ? (@IamHappyToast) February 8, 2020

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It sure as fuck is. https://t.co/mIVHNJRwR9

— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) January 31, 2020

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Translation: With this ingenious trick you can easily smuggle a candy bar into an American cinema! https://t.co/3T1493PoH2

— Ed Solomon (@ed_solomon) January 27, 2020

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Tonight's #StartrekPicard prep viewing was the extended "Measure of a Man", one of my favorite Trek episodes for the past 31 years. Still great. Patrick Stewart's stage training on full display, and best tactical use of Guinan ever.

— Jason Snell (@jsnell) January 22, 2020

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IT’S HERE! Check out the new James Bond #NoTimeToDie theme song from @billieeilish #LSSC pic.twitter.com/9tMcIKwKJc

— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) January 17, 2020

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as long as it keeps bees away from my picnic https://t.co/KaMx8t4VTL

— blaine capatch (@blainecapatch) January 11, 2020

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Looking to get jacked in 2020. If there aren’t any takers I’ll just keep doing it myself.

— Morton Downey III (@cushbomb) December 28, 2019

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it's 1998. you have a nintendo 64 with goldeneye. you just ordered pizza with extra cheese. your friends are coming over and you have four rumble paks. you don't know it right now but this is as good as life will ever get

— limited breadsticks (@limitlessjest) December 28, 2019

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