Mondays, amiright? pic.twitter.com/B3kyn8E2Uq

— Jewel Staite (@JewelStaite) May 31, 2021

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THE SHOW YOUR GRANDPARENTS WOULDN’T LET YOUR PARENTS WATCH IS BACK!
Filming has begun on The Kids in the Hall’s 8-episode Amazon Original series in Toronto. Below is photographic proof that we can still occupy the same physical space. #wereback #kidsinthehall @PrimeVideoCA pic.twitter.com/2eFFYYnzQ0

— Dave Foley (@DaveSFoley) May 26, 2021

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WANT TO SEE THIS NOW https://t.co/rjrz4cEUNl

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) May 25, 2021

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HAN: The Jedi Temple is burning. I think I know who did it, it was—
LEIA: I know. Arson. pic.twitter.com/M2VurRAVPn

— Kelly Knox (@kelly_knox) May 25, 2021

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my wife said she was getting a mammogram and i said "whoa black betty" and i learned something

— blaine capatch (@blainecapatch) May 20, 2021

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Thirty years old and still lots of pretty sound advice.

RFC 1178: "Choosing a Name for Your Computer"https://t.co/vIaE2WktYn

— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) May 6, 2021

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Wessex was named after the Saxons who settled in the west. Essex after the Saxons who settled in the east. Sussex was named for the Saxons who settled in the south. There was only one generation of Saxons who settled in the north.

— Avery Edison (@aedison) April 15, 2021

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the GM at my work was complaining to me yesterday about how “no one wants to work anymore” & i was like idk man, pretty sure everyone just realized how bad it sucks to work all the time & how good it is to eat some mushrooms & float around a giant lake in a tiny boat all day

— jesse hall (@_jessehall_) April 15, 2021

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Hideo Kojima made a video game about an America where nobody goes outside and the only thing keeping the world going is a delivery man who is constantly being overworked to exhaustion and has to carry around containers of his own piss and shit and people called it outlandish

— vacation Rory Blank ? (@BoneJail) April 14, 2021

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rip seaward ?? pic.twitter.com/vBnO8ZFYlV

— liz hynes (@anticapitalizm) March 25, 2021

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