avoiding dick pics in my dms pic.twitter.com/egoIkZn3ME

— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) July 16, 2019

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Dan is on the way to the airport for this weekend's Flop House show (Hellboy's the movie, if you hadn't heard). Stu isn't far behind. Watch out, Minneapolis; the Peaches are invading! Get your honorary butter sculptures ready, or whatever.

— Flop House Podcast (@theflophousepod) July 11, 2019

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my “i’m drinking peach mango green tea, not piss” shirt is bringing up alotta questions that are answered by the shirt.

— samuel (@racetrayter) June 10, 2019

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There should be a live-action adaption fo The Goon starring @TheRock and @pattonoswalt. Get on it, Hollywood. pic.twitter.com/tz4oL4PlMn

— Benjamin Bailey (@BenHBailey) May 28, 2019

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The end is only the beginning. First look: #StarTrekPicard. @StarTrekCBS pic.twitter.com/mEhKjyuBUx

— Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) May 23, 2019

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Real talk, this pic of the Baylor women's basketball team at the White House is errythaaaang. pic.twitter.com/yoP7OHFxWS

— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) April 30, 2019

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So sick of the hate. So sick of the body count. And our sorry ass excuse for a leader is out there teasin' violence. If you're still on that man's team you've lost something deep inside yourself. Find it.

— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) March 15, 2019

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As newscasters and pundits wring their hands over Beto O’Rourke‘s purported lack of experience, let’s remember that the current president’s last job was hosting a game show.

— Dana Gould (@danagould) March 14, 2019

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Thanos.js – Reduce the file size of your project down to 50%,
by randomly deleting half of the files.https://t.co/O3BrULrm1x pic.twitter.com/NxFRuq2ej4

— Tyler McGinnis (@tylermcginnis) March 11, 2019

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