Trump wears lifts in his shoes, a girdle, Depends, a fake tan and a dead ferret on his head while standing like a drunk centaur as he tours the Ford Factory. But he won’t wear a mask because he thinks it would make him look stupid. @realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/uFZeQVD6GK

— NoelCaslerComedy (@CaslerNoel) May 22, 2020

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The vibe at all the restaurants reopening pic.twitter.com/tGmaiZazaE

— Brian Pempus (@brianpempus) May 22, 2020

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Happy birthday to Pete Townshend. Sorry Trump is defunding your band.

— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) May 19, 2020

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Marijuana is legal and haircuts are against the law. It took half a century but Hippies finally won.

— RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) May 16, 2020

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truly a blessed image in these trying times pic.twitter.com/ukYet2CkQn

— feenz (@nickfeenz) May 6, 2020

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March: ?
April: ??
May: ???
June: ??? ????

— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) May 3, 2020

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If there is still any confusion about the importance of face masks, this graphic should help:

Thanks for the tag @ElizabethNCCLPC! pic.twitter.com/8OoF9EPIgB

— Philadelphia Public Health (@PHLPublicHealth) April 30, 2020

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Sometimes at night I look up at the stars and think… I should really get a roof for this house.

— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) April 28, 2020

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Mans head almost flew off ??? pic.twitter.com/jTiKCIGeum

— ?? (@rahm3sh) April 24, 2020

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Rational Clown Posse https://t.co/6ePkd23DOV

— Glennys Egan (@gleegz) April 23, 2020

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