Every time a politician says they're easing COVID restrictions for the economy I picture a sequel to @neilhimself's American Gods where The Economy is a besuited figure cloaked in shadow who demands human sacrifice to prevent recession, like Huitzilopochtli meets Gordon Gekko.

— Daniel J. Willis (@BayAreaData) January 25, 2021

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I would've paid so much money to get to be in the room for the conversation that I imagine went like:

BIDEN: ok what's next

STAFFER: setting up the Oval. Photos are all done. Do you want to keep the Diet Coke button?

BIDEN:

STAFFER:

BIDEN: the what in god's name button https://t.co/cDhkmqzjr5

— Emmy Bengtson (@EmmyA2) January 21, 2021

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pic.twitter.com/a2Gj4FZzYb

— Tom Morello (@tmorello) December 30, 2020

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I can finally cross this off my "to-do" list.#BetterLateThanNever pic.twitter.com/3rmfEiA3tv

— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) December 28, 2020

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In this essay I will discuss how THE CHRISTMAS CHRONICLES mirrors ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING (singing the blues in Chicago, escape from a chop shop, kids get home just in time)

— matt. (@biorhythmist) December 25, 2020

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NO, CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT’S SON! NOOOOOOOO! pic.twitter.com/NAYXgcLbSb

— Dan McCoy (Skrimblebimble the Butt Cat) (@dankmccoy) December 16, 2020

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What a bummer that @TonyAtamanuik released this in 2018 & now millions of ppl are laffing it up at a sloppy deep fake that erases Atamanuik's head & replaces it with Trump's.

(Plus the guy who did it is being a real jerk about it.)

Anyway, here's the original: https://t.co/2LBtMclhh9

— Connor Ratliff (@connorratliff) December 15, 2020

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the Cleveland Nunchucks is probably the coolest sports name. ohio rocks pic.twitter.com/X4Ghs9aJ1F

— drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) December 14, 2020

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follow https://t.co/bLcTqRclTt for more comics please. pic.twitter.com/gsWKvJVowx

— drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) December 7, 2020

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ICE Dictionary: pic.twitter.com/vWz58cRAx5

— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) December 7, 2020

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