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Practice

June 28th, 2009

You know because you need to be sure you look right when you are doing it for real.

from Library Vixen

Funny Story Actually

June 28th, 2009

I switched to Safari 4 at work and have now started using it at home. At home was ONLY because FF stopped loading uTorrents WebUI which Safari does just fine. Now if only I could get del.icio.us integration, a quality ad blocker, and change the switch tab keystroke to the cmd+opt+arrow that I am used to instead of that fucking cmd+shift+arrow bullshit I would barely know the difference.

John Hodgman is a Great Man

June 20th, 2009

Happy 30th Birthday Chuck

June 14th, 2009

Finally got to make birthday labels for something other than wine.

I got excited

June 12th, 2009

For a second I thought my fan-base was HUGE. Then I thought I hit the jack pot and could sue them for trademark infringement. Oh ya that is right I registered hjays. Seriously, I had aspirations of restaurant chains where waitresses gave hand jobs and shit. It was beautiful, ahh to be in your early 20’s!!

Then I realized it wasn’t at all what I thought it was. You might be surprised how often this happens to me. So, I ended up just fixing the problem myself. At least at the one I drive by on a daily basis.

Lafayette bridge WHAT WHAT HOLLA BACK GIRL!!

NEW Mars Volta!!

June 5th, 2009

I cannot download it fast enough!!

Fuck addendum new CLUTCH album too!! I may shit my pants this weekend listening to 2 new albums of 2 of my favorite bands!!

Comparisons

June 5th, 2009

You might want to hold CMD/CTRL while you click to open these in new tabs. If you are not using Firefox/Safari/Camino or any other real web browser get the fuck off my site.
Dildos / Not Dildos

Dildos / Not Dildos

Dildos / Not Dildos

Both

and just another UGLY ASS VAGINA ya you couldn’t help but click that one too.

Tetris Orgy

June 3rd, 2009

Real simple, I just couldn’t pass up this headline.

Makin’ Porno Out of ANYTHING

May 30th, 2009

HAHAHAHAHAH I love this show & have seen every episode. It is funny that someone like me who sees the majority of things in porno never even considered this.

OH SHIT – Liq. Stores are CLOSED

May 24th, 2009

Yes, because of the holiday the stores will be closed on Monday as well. This is not news to any of the professional drinkers out there who frequent this site. I just wanted to inform you all that I was sure to stock up yesterday.