Thanos will sell you 16 Valentines cards but you'll only need 8 pic.twitter.com/z9EGuy8ZRG

— Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) January 16, 2019

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Please support my GoFundMe to buy a catapult for everyone I've ever known. Catapults look fun as shit and are rarely given as gifts. Folks would always remember who they got a damn catapult from. "Oh that? That was from comedian George Wallace."

— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) January 11, 2019

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Things are getting weird pic.twitter.com/PQclAKPn2z

— Chris Evangelista (@cevangelista413) January 11, 2019

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Why I keep saying "Upgrade" that way.https://t.co/we4rW79OVO

— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) January 3, 2019

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Gen Z calls shower gel "cleaning cum"

— Ed Zitron (@edzitron) January 3, 2019

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facebook is an exploitive product with malevolent intentions, sure. but get this: it also looks like garbage and sucks to use

— christmas cheer liz bruenig (@ebruenig) December 19, 2018

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Here’s the current to-do list for 5.0. It’s pretty small! But it has at least one big feature (Feedbin syncing).

And, given that it’s a nights-and-weekends project, it’s still some months from shipping. https://t.co/cxPGPh1Ofq

— NetNewsWire (@NetNewsWire) December 18, 2018

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fuck marry kill pic.twitter.com/kFk8CnmOjW

— Rebecca Watson (@rebeccawatson) December 12, 2018

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This Trump-Pelosi-Schumer argument demonstrates exactly why Republicans hate Nancy Pelosi with a passion.

She is utterly tenacious, unyielding, unflappable and CANNOT be bullied.

Her non-reactivity is also a narcissist’s worst nightmare. It strips them of all power.

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) December 11, 2018

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#GoodEatsReloaded pic.twitter.com/sacKC9mG6Q

— Alton Brown (@altonbrown) December 11, 2018

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