Translation: With this ingenious trick you can easily smuggle a candy bar into an American cinema! https://t.co/3T1493PoH2

— Ed Solomon (@ed_solomon) January 27, 2020

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Tonight's #StartrekPicard prep viewing was the extended "Measure of a Man", one of my favorite Trek episodes for the past 31 years. Still great. Patrick Stewart's stage training on full display, and best tactical use of Guinan ever.

— Jason Snell (@jsnell) January 22, 2020

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IT’S HERE! Check out the new James Bond #NoTimeToDie theme song from @billieeilish #LSSC pic.twitter.com/9tMcIKwKJc

— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) January 17, 2020

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as long as it keeps bees away from my picnic https://t.co/KaMx8t4VTL

— blaine capatch (@blainecapatch) January 11, 2020

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Looking to get jacked in 2020. If there aren’t any takers I’ll just keep doing it myself.

— Morton Downey III (@cushbomb) December 28, 2019

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it's 1998. you have a nintendo 64 with goldeneye. you just ordered pizza with extra cheese. your friends are coming over and you have four rumble paks. you don't know it right now but this is as good as life will ever get

— limited breadsticks (@limitlessjest) December 28, 2019

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Growing up with Christmas Vacation has been formative for me in that I’ve become the intersection of Clark& Ellen, Margot &. Todd, & Eddie & Catherine:

– Love Xmas & family
– Double income no kids
– Eat the rich pic.twitter.com/HI3YuJ0thS

— Rebecca Watson (@rebeccawatson) December 23, 2019

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Well this is awkward, the bathroom in my wine cave flooded and now I have almost a dozen plumbers arguing with me over who should be president. Am using some of my billions to have them entombed.

— david cross (@davidcrosss) December 21, 2019

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When you dress up as a meme for Halloween but don’t quite nail it pic.twitter.com/JYOB4DCxkk

— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) October 27, 2019

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I can not stop watching this pic.twitter.com/LhUDy6I0iD

— Various Jams (@VRSJMS) October 10, 2019

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