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To commemorate this special day I created my very first version of Watts Porn. Don’t worry buddy I am sure your wife will know it isn’t real. Everyone knows you would never mess with a girl with tits that small.

Watts sent me this last week. He appeared to be confused weather or not this pic was hot or disturbing. We both agreed the was AFB’s type regardless of the monster penis. Personally, the tail that looks more like stringy poo hanging from her ass is more disturbing to me than the crazy mutant penis. The penis actually reminded me of the lead singer of GWAR.

You be the judge, leave a comment.

Keep those unsightly tan lines out of your ass crack.

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Who wouldn’t appreciate a figurine of an elephant rapping a donkey? I know I would put it right in my display case next to Capt. Spaulding.

Great Video, just completed my update and ran through all of this with the video. I am very happy with this update.

Not since my Tréo which was over a year ago have I been stuck using Edge for so long. I can’t believe I ever had the patients to pull up anything except text on this.

This is also an educational post. See that “E” in the upper left corner next to my talk reception bars? That indicates that I am connecting only to the Edge and not 3G. So when I call you on the phone to ask about the cell reception and weather you are getting 3G vs. Edge this is where you need to look.

OK this will be my last complaint about the network here. Everything else is really nice. uDaMan & IRS are heading home today so we have some extra room pen in the cabin. If anyone wants to take there place we are staying here. Just bring me some WiFi range extending hardware and more Jameson.

That’s right I am on vacation and really know how to dress for it.

Yeah, I have been broadcasting on Twitter & here that I am away from my house. Think this is a good opportunity to rob my house? Well think again. I put a giant black man in my house while I am away. Then told Sas that there was a black man somewhere in FLake. This is a double edge sword. There is a crazy….what? Why are you reading this? My thought process here is very racist and wrong? I can’t post this? Stick to porn stuff, since that is what I know. OK got it.

Besides, I brought all my valuable tech gear with me since I can’t actually “rough it”. Well, roughing it is this Edge only & shitty WiFi reception. I actually have to go out fucking side to get on the WiFi. Still with my vacation time I will do my best to do daily updates. Granted I will not be sober, but fuck it when am I ever. I am also trying to encourage more pictures taken.

Fuckin’, fajitas are almost ready & I am in this whole soccer sucks argument again.

A good email forward from Dad.

This is what happens when BP spills coffee.

As many of you many know we held TuxComp 4 at my house last weekend. Billy was the one who seemed to be the most dedicated to competing. This showed in the end when he emerged the winner. Still not quite sure what exactly the prize was, but it was a lot of fun as usual.

Here is the combined video that I shot with my iPhone. I spliced it together in iMovie ’09 to create this whopping 2 min long feature.

AFB where are the pics from the even? Maybe I could have a new update for the photo page.

We are are familiar with the traditional “ball gag”. Every woman needs one and Marsellus Wallace hates them. Both of these use cases are for good reason.

I was extremely amused this morning when I discovered that this ingenuous product the Ballz Gag exists. Although it probably wouldn’t have been a very good idea for Zed to strap this on Marsellus, you could still really make it work for you. Picture the days when she is just talking way to much and all you want to do is watch some TV. Stop have a seat on the couch and strap her into this. Make a game of it. She has to stay still enough to balance your BEER on her head. Every drop spilled will mean adding an additional 10 min of time with your salty sack in her mouth.  Just brainstorming here, use your imagination, the possibilities are really endless.

Unfortunately, with its $46 price tag it puts the item a little out of reach for the 2010 Yankee Swapp.  Don’t worry I am still searching for the perfect thing under $20.  The Ballz Gag is certainly not overpriced for what it gives back, it is definitely on my personal Christmas list.

TextExpander is a customizable typing shortcut tool that saves time and keystrokes. With TextExpander, you can define abbreviations for frequently-used text strings and images, also known as snippets. When an abbreviation is typed, it expands automatically to the full snippet.

This latest update will be huge for me:

• Added hotkeys to activate TextExpander and to open the Search Snippets function

As soon as my stupid work upgrades me past 10.4 I will purchase my upgrade. Until then it is just not worth it. I don’t use it enough on my phone and am fine sticking with version 2 for now. Sure the $15 upgrade price isn’t a lot o money. However, until I can fully commit to a TextEpander lifestyle at both locations where I work there is just no point to taking it any further.

Yes, this has just been a long geeky post about how my stupid job is holding me back.