Me: *removes $7,000 laptop from online shopping cart*

— Bryan Jones (@bdkjones) July 16, 2018

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Shout out to sad as hell pie charts. pic.twitter.com/pjouXyrQLr

— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) July 8, 2018

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every year when the nathan’s hot dog eating competition comes around I am inexorably forced to remember this quote from a former competitor pic.twitter.com/knOseKuyZY

— KT NELSON (@KrangTNelson) July 4, 2018

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Yup, the rumor is true. Flat Earthers have supporters all around the globe.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) July 2, 2018

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god made satan to give you pleasure and satisfaction yeah its true now you can satan my face

— shut up, dick (@hipstermaid) June 29, 2018

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I made a free commercial for the Red Hen in Lexington, VA! pic.twitter.com/7wAQVpg62O

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 23, 2018

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DAMN https://t.co/N8JXaETjR8

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 22, 2018

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Wonder Woman took on all kinds of crazy villains… pic.twitter.com/ReOQuJ5UGe

— Kurt Busiek Resists (@KurtBusiek) June 20, 2018

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??Happy 4??0??th birthday @Garfield!?? https://t.co/gYZ7xgnOEv

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 19, 2018

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This album is pretty sick. Fugazi’s rhythm section with Anthony Pirog on bananas guitar: https://t.co/SCMMUmNzmL

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 14, 2018

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