MOST RESTAURANTS:
Waiter: "Have you dined with us before?"
You: "No."
Waiter: "Oh! Well, (*proceeds to describe a normal restaurant*)"— DC Pierson (@DCpierson) October 19, 2017
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In honor of Flea's birthday, Ra Diaz of Suicidal Tendencies put together this medley of 11 of his best bass lines: http://pic.twitter.com/fiiIRuHuil
— Bass Player Magazine (@BassPlayerNow) October 16, 2017
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Come to Facebook in next 115 mins if u want an ass kicking http://pic.twitter.com/TfVRkeFj0w
— drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) October 11, 2017
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“…And also because the cheerleaders made me feel wrong in my bathing suit area.”https://t.co/ck1iAJ2amT
— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) October 8, 2017
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Hey fellow C-SPAN nerds, if you suddenly care about sports but don’t know anything about them, you’re in the right place! #SamanthaBee http://pic.twitter.com/DyuuaCnSjS
— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) September 28, 2017
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Math teacher: You won't always have a calculator as an adult
Gym teacher: You need to build crab soccer skills now for adulthood— drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) September 22, 2017
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If @MADmagazine's political cartoonists and art department don't win a Pulitzer this year then we, as a society, have failed. http://pic.twitter.com/TBDZY2z8Zj
— Ian Brown (@igb) September 17, 2017
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Loving Ted Cruz’s new campaign posters http://pic.twitter.com/2jBoVt3c0w
— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) September 12, 2017
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I see hundreds of great comics, images, memes etc about climate change every year and still nothing has surpassed this. It's perfect http://pic.twitter.com/iRn1Fat0Hr
— Jennifer Harrison (@GeneticJen) September 9, 2017
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Podcasting. #AltonBrowncast http://pic.twitter.com/ZDPNFv4HG5
— Alton Brown (@altonbrown) September 3, 2017
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