Wessex was named after the Saxons who settled in the west. Essex after the Saxons who settled in the east. Sussex was named for the Saxons who settled in the south. There was only one generation of Saxons who settled in the north.
— Avery Edison (@aedison) April 15, 2021
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the GM at my work was complaining to me yesterday about how “no one wants to work anymore” & i was like idk man, pretty sure everyone just realized how bad it sucks to work all the time & how good it is to eat some mushrooms & float around a giant lake in a tiny boat all day
— jesse hall (@_jessehall_) April 15, 2021
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Hideo Kojima made a video game about an America where nobody goes outside and the only thing keeping the world going is a delivery man who is constantly being overworked to exhaustion and has to carry around containers of his own piss and shit and people called it outlandish
— vacation Rory Blank ? (@BoneJail) April 14, 2021
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rip seaward ?? pic.twitter.com/vBnO8ZFYlV
— liz hynes (@anticapitalizm) March 25, 2021
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You really had to be there… pic.twitter.com/stdfuJmBVp
— John Siracusa (@siracusa) March 24, 2021
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more comics @ https://t.co/bLcTqRclTt pic.twitter.com/ZjdFUjUVuW
— drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) March 24, 2021
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Ugh I accidentally bought salted butter what am I even doing with my life
— matt. (@biorhythmist) March 18, 2021
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— staid indoors (@staidindoors) March 2, 2021
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A REAL nut… Feels like every bone in your body comes out the head of your dick… Say no more. I'm done. Fall asleep in 2min.
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) January 19, 2011
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— pants (@hierophantess) February 1, 2021
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