Bruh, if your waiter looks like this, that means you need to take your bourgeoisie ass home and learn to cook until this thing is over pic.twitter.com/rpcpi5inh6
— Benjamin Dixon (@BenjaminPDixon) July 1, 2020
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HAPPY FATHER'S DAY #2020Rendition #StaySafe pic.twitter.com/htu4Owi57L
— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) June 21, 2020
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#Watchmen begins in Tulsa, 1921 and explores the legacy of systemic racism in America. We’re proud to announce @HBO will make all nine episodes available for free this weekend on https://t.co/dvMR4HmhIR and On Demand, and will air a marathon of the series tomorrow at 1PM ET. pic.twitter.com/UBDLR3OYIV
— Watchmen (@watchmen) June 18, 2020
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Hilarious now that anyone thought it was a plot hole that after the events of Jurassic Park that people would dare
A) Re-open the park
B) Be eager to visit the re-opened
Park— Chris Calogero (@RealChrisCal) June 16, 2020
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Trump wears lifts in his shoes, a girdle, Depends, a fake tan and a dead ferret on his head while standing like a drunk centaur as he tours the Ford Factory. But he won’t wear a mask because he thinks it would make him look stupid. @realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/uFZeQVD6GK
— NoelCaslerComedy (@CaslerNoel) May 22, 2020
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The vibe at all the restaurants reopening pic.twitter.com/tGmaiZazaE
— Brian Pempus (@brianpempus) May 22, 2020
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Happy birthday to Pete Townshend. Sorry Trump is defunding your band.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) May 19, 2020
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Marijuana is legal and haircuts are against the law. It took half a century but Hippies finally won.
— RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) May 16, 2020
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truly a blessed image in these trying times pic.twitter.com/ukYet2CkQn
— feenz (@nickfeenz) May 6, 2020
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March: ?
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June: ??? ????— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) May 3, 2020
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