hjays

He’ll ski on your lunch, what a prick. Link to Video on YouTube

January 15, 2012

Updated Text Lingo

DLOD: Doing lots of drugs SBBQ: Sex Barbecue OMGB: Old man gangbang PSMD: Parents suck mad dick NMH: Need more heroin PMC: Prolapsing my colon LKAB: Let’s kill a bum MHIO: My hole is open

January 11, 2012

I have heard..

..that you touch on average about 12 dicks per day that shared contact with unwashed hands and door handles. That is what I thought about when I saw this post.

January 10, 2012

Lonely Sandwich

Expanding your vocabulary via Urban Dictionary.

January 9, 2012

New New guy at work said: “Yeah, I got Flash installed on my Mac I am going to get around to learning how to use it soon.” Me: “Well, now that would just be a giant waste of your time, right?” NNG: (polite laugh) NNG (inside his head): “Oh, yeah right I probably shouldn’t bragged…

January 8, 2012

SLAYER CAKE

That cake is just all kinds of AWESOME! I drew that logo so many times on folders, papers, notebooks in High School. Why the fuck did I never think to make a cake? As stoned as I was during High School listening to SLAYER cake would have been good munchies. Yes, SLAYER is one of…

January 7, 2012

Merry Christmas

December 25, 2011

A Nazi or Not a Nazi?

There is nothing about this blog post that is not totally awesome. Except for the fucking smily which I removed. Banging A Brand New Hot Tattooed Emo Slut: So yeah… again… don’t mean slut in a bad way, Nothing wrong with being a slut if that is how you roll then do the damn thing…

December 23, 2011