There is nothing about this blog post that is not totally awesome. Except for the fucking smily which I removed.

Banging A Brand New Hot Tattooed Emo Slut:

So yeah… again… don’t mean slut in a bad way,  Nothing wrong with being a slut if that is how you roll then do the damn thing ho!!!!  any way, today i banged a brand new girl named tara jane for povpunx.com.  she has a chelsea cut so at first i thought she might be a nazi.  i am cool with that because i really like banging nazi girls.  being a jew i am always a little nervous about this, but maybe that is what makes my dick hard about it.  turns out she isn’t a nazi so i guess that goes out the window… well maybe she is a nazi, i honestly don’t know.  i was worried about asking her because she had my penis in her mouth and if she found out i was a jew she might have bit it off.   she seemed pretty cool so i am going to decisively say that she was definitely not a nazi.    i kind of secretly hope she was a nazi though what you thing? nazi or no nazi?

(Via James Deen Blog.)