New New guy at work said: “Yeah, I got Flash installed on my Mac I am going to get around to learning how to use it soon.”

Me: “Well, now that would just be a giant waste of your time, right?”

NNG: (polite laugh)

NNG (inside his head): “Oh, yeah right I probably shouldn’t bragged about that to seem impressive on my 3rd day. Shit, and right after I talked about how much I love iOS and Apple products. I am a big Apple fanboy who still thinks learning Flash is a good idea.”

Me: “So I don’t have to talk to you anymore now right?”