Don’t spoil shit for me, but I have a question. I am bout 25% through Crows and they keep talking about these fucking Dornish motherfuckers. Yea the Red Viper was the shit and that fight with Killgane was AWESOME! I am so sad he lost, he was do close to taking down the mountain. Anyway…
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, “I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled.” To which she replied, “No, it’s regular people-porn, you sick bastard.