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How does iMessage know that the recipient is an iOS 5 device?
This is one of my favorite iOS 5 features. I know so many people with iPhones.
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Song of Fire Questions
Don’t spoil shit for me, but I have a question. I am bout 25% through Crows and they keep talking about these fucking Dornish motherfuckers. Yea the Red Viper was the shit and that fight with Killgane was AWESOME! I am so sad he lost, he was do close to taking down the mountain. Anyway…
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Stuck:
I had a similar incident with a vacuum cleaner. I had to cut the hose. I still jizzed, out of spite, there was no pleasure.
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No Subject
I can only give you the facts. We all know what the facts are. We live awhile then we die sooner than we planned.
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Disabled PORN
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, “I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled.” To which she replied, “No, it’s regular people-porn, you sick bastard.