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The people who encourage them by throwing baby showers. Seriously this woman came in and made me type the shit below. I almost puked, unfortunately I wasn’t the one to take the order otherwise she would have gotten the annoying customer, or standard christian customer Mark-Up. *inversely there is also the hot-chick discount! Pregnoid’s a…

Character Flaws Every character in Shakespeare’s “Hamlet” is somehow wrought with human flaws. They are all individuals in pursuit of one thing or another, and all individuals who seem selfishly involved to the point where their position is weakened. In many cases the outcome is death, for most of the powerful characters are murdered or…

#33 – Sarah Jessica Parker – Awww, America’s sweetheart. If she lived in Salem present-day, they might dig up some old witch-burning practices. All I’m saying is that she looks like a witch. And not the “sexy” kind gals dress up like on Halloween. She looks like a witch that has flying monkeys and makes…

We had the best waiter ever for FREE BEER night at Major’s last night. The guy kept taunting us to drink more and when 6 o’clock rolled around (last call for FREE BEER) he set us up with what is pictured above. Needless to say he got a really good tip.

Sunday 4:35 P.M. My Power goes out. So I decide to take a nap. The alarm clock beeps once at 7:45 to tell me that the power is back on. In the time it takes me to walk from my bed to the pisser to the kitchen the power is back off again. I finish…

Her name is Elin Grindemyr, don’t know where she is from but look at her who fucking cares.

apparently Yellowbeard life isn’t that interesting so he asked me to make an entry. Like my life is any more exciting. Since Yellowbeard is in love with shit stories or talking about poop in general i suppose i have one story i can add. About a week ago i went to minneapolis to meet my…

One of my friends is very adamant about this. His theory is that Jessica Simpson although admittedly very beautiful hides a terrible secret. That secret is that her vagina and apparently matching asshole resemble hamburger meat. He goes on to further describe that this is the partly cooked and raw slightly gray, but still bloody…

It is very rare that I will use my hard earned money to purchase software. uDaMan & I split a license for BluePhoneElite back in December when we got our Razr phones. The time before that was probably 2 years ago when I purchased MPFreaker for tagging all of my illegally downloaded MP3 files. Now…