#33 – Sarah Jessica Parker – Awww, America’s sweetheart. If she lived in Salem present-day, they might dig up some old witch-burning practices. All I’m saying is that she looks like a witch. And not the “sexy” kind gals dress up like on Halloween. She looks like a witch that has flying monkeys and makes weird soup.

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(Via The Phat Phree – Happy Birthday Daisy Duke!.)