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I downloaded a vid this morning from Stile of a girl shooting ping pong balls out of her ass into another girls mouth. Not twisted enough for you? Me neither, what really did it for me was watching the guy pack them in with his dick. I hadn’t laughed so hard for awhile, and my…

Cookin Steak Originally uploaded by YellowbeardMac. I haven’t had steak for a really long time, but we cooked these Know Names on Monday for Mothers day. I secretly drank about 5 of the rents beers in the 2 hours that I was there. I just stayed outside with the grill and beer. When I got…

How do i love thee? Let me count tha ways: 1) Riding & Driving the tractors 2) Allowing me to toucher her cats 3) Spending summers with her & cousins for Bible School (yes that’s right readers) 4) Giving me my 1st and only motorcycle (and allowing me to tear shit up around the farm…

#im2kmoi714g5v8d5ikcg9tbp198dxl63aswmimpf1{width:320px;height:256px;border:none;margin:0px;} Dailymotion blogged video Life As A Guy… Video sent by SaveManny My first video blog, well technically it is Daily Motion’s but these are really easy to post here. They will also be going into my links sidebar. Now I wonder if I can to the same with MyTube?

Well it is FREE BEER! night so this is appropriate.

Town won’t let unmarried parents live together: “Read full story for latest details.” Holy shit are we going back to the 1920’s or what here? Evicting people who don’t meet “The town’s definition of family”? This has got to be the most ridiculous thing that I have ever herd. I know a lot of people…

In a quick follow up Post to my original pertainly to two drunk fuckers breaking my Towel rack, the Whore has been identified. While cleaning my kitchen, I found, and I am not kidding you, her fucking business card with picture on it. Did this bitch think I was selling my fucking house or what!…

The Question: What is with you and HJ’s… They are way overrated The Answer: The HJ should be talked about to the point where it is acceptable in everyday life. It is so meaningless, but yet so good. I should be able to get one at a restaurant after my meal & before I get…

Thanks to my excellent Fuj Porn Series & Metz Broke J’s Back I got another somewhat confusing request on Friday to Photoshop someone’s head onto the gay cowboys. Billy sent me the following email: “this one will be worth any drink/appitizer of your choice next Tuesday, put our IT guy’s mug on spiderman’s face” This…