The people who encourage them by throwing baby showers. Seriously this woman came in and made me type the shit below. I almost puked, unfortunately I wasn’t the one to take the order otherwise she would have gotten the annoying customer, or standard christian customer Mark-Up.
*inversely there is also the hot-chick discount!
Pregnoid’s
a “Mom-to-be,â€
the Dad, of course
is her (fill in guys name or just sperm doner).
Life is changing
they will see:
a changing diapers
they will be.
Bouncing baby
on their knees,
sponging off
the poop and pee,
teaching baby
ABCs
right from wrong
and 123’s.
A challenge? Sure!
We all agree.
But filled with joy
and ecstasy.
So before their
household
grows to three,
before baby joins
their family tree,
let’s share a meal,
let’s all party.
Let’s give Pregnoid gifts
(see her registry.)
Oh what fun
it’s going to be
when we celebrate
with Pregnoid.
A baby shower for the Pregnoid by 3 clueless friends
Pregnoid is registered at: Babies ‘R Us
babiesrus.com Her colors: (WTF does this mean anyway?)
Maybe I should write my own version of this clever poem?