The Question: What is with you and HJ’s… They are way overrated

The Answer:
The HJ should be talked about to the point where it is acceptable in everyday life. It is so meaningless, but yet so good. I should be able to get one at a restaurant after my meal & before I get my check. I should be able to march right upstairs & get and HJ from the engaged girl sleeping in my spare bedroom gilt free for both parties. Mrs. J (AFB’s Mom) can give me a HJ & you won’t have any problem with it.

this is not over, there is so much i can say about HJs. but i am drunk and hung over, if i keep thinking about it i might start walking the streets requesting HJs from everyone I see….