As most of you know, it was my Manwhore Roomate’s 27th Birthday yesterday. There were some great moments last night, like Big D tearing up the dance floor, my roommate ditching his hot ASS date Jessica, to hit on a fairly average girl on the dance floor, Billy almost fucking the new training girl at my work, and my old roommate Nick “The Filler” (Post coming) making an appearance. Unfortunately, my phone was almost dead, so I did NOT get any pictures of this. I did, however, get a picture of this which I was lucky enough to find when I woke up to take a piss this morning.

This was the doing of Travis “T-Dawg” , one of Metzler’s closest manwhore buddies. In celebration of Metzlers B-Day, he choose a tribute Sex Romp with a fat chic in my bathroom, resulting in the destruction of my Towel Rack. To Metzlers defense, he did make an effort to fix this by the time I officially got up this morning, but it came crashing down when I used a towel after washing my hands. For the good of my fellow man, I will be posting a picture of this FUCKHEAD in the near future as soon as I get one.

–AFB