You do not want to see this.

If I have ever seen a better animated gif.

There is nothing about this blog post that is not totally awesome. Except for the fucking smily which I removed.

Banging A Brand New Hot Tattooed Emo Slut:

So yeah… again… don’t mean slut in a bad way,  Nothing wrong with being a slut if that is how you roll then do the damn thing ho!!!!  any way, today i banged a brand new girl named tara jane for povpunx.com.  she has a chelsea cut so at first i thought she might be a nazi.  i am cool with that because i really like banging nazi girls.  being a jew i am always a little nervous about this, but maybe that is what makes my dick hard about it.  turns out she isn’t a nazi so i guess that goes out the window… well maybe she is a nazi, i honestly don’t know.  i was worried about asking her because she had my penis in her mouth and if she found out i was a jew she might have bit it off.   she seemed pretty cool so i am going to decisively say that she was definitely not a nazi.    i kind of secretly hope she was a nazi though what you thing? nazi or no nazi?

(Via James Deen Blog.)

In 4th grade a rumor spread that Jon Bon Jovi swallowed so much semen he had to go to the hospital and get his stomach pumped. To this day I think of that rumor every time Bon Jovi comes up. At age 9 I didn’t even know what semen was. Now porn has taught me differently. Human beings can swallow a metric shitton of cum and still beg for more.

Maybe Jon bon Jovi just regretted swallowing all that dick juice? His life wasn’t actually in mortal danger because he milked 2 or 3 dozen cocks into his mouth at all. He simply regretted doing it in the 1st place. Puking it up just wouldn’t be good enough. Jon needed it pumped out by a hose in similar fashion to how it was pumped in in the first place?

OK, I wanted to post links to porn girls swallowing shiploads of cum, or that great article where the chick drinks an entire gallon of semen at once. Problem is the internet here is spotty at best. It takes FOREVER to jump around to find just the right link. Maybe someone could post a few good ones in the comments?

Yeah I watched this a few times.
Link to Video on Break.com

Link to MANswers Video on Spike.com

Hilarious post on when things get shitty. link

(Via I Shoot Porn.)

Going the extra mile can sometimes only take going that extra inch.

Well, nobody right? I can only name a few myself, bit I can name this guy because I read his blog. It’s is pretty fucking hilarious. He gets paid to put his penis in a different girl almost every day. Then he takes a picture and writes about it here James Deen’s Blog. Give it a go and enjoy great joys daily such as the clips below and the photo to your left:

“Now, I am not a doctor, but I have played one many times in porno’s and my professional opinion is that this is pretty unhealthy.”

or

“I fucked Bridgette B’s butthole. It was nice. First I put my penis in it, then I pulled it out a little bit. Then I put it back inwards. I bet you’ll never guess what I did next… I pulled out a little then right back in for more!!! And that is the story of me fucking Bridgette B in her butthole.”

For some reason I flagged these items in 2010.

(Feed Source lovely panties.)