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Category: Rant

  • Solid As Barack

    Link to Video on HULU No not YouTube, Hulu I love Hulu now it is time for a change. OK that was a bad joke/ You have to love what the people at Hulu are doing now!! It is such a smooth interface and the video quality is freakin’ awesome. Networks offering their content up…

  • My Commitment To The Team

    For those of you who are not in the know here is the quick explanation. Some friends and I are going to play in a Halloween softball tournament a week from Saturday. The costume idea is the Karate Kid going to the Halloween Costume Dance. I think my role in this is obvious. My $18…

  • Death Magnetic Anus-Fingering Masturbation

    OK the new Metallica. Who really gives a fuck? They were pretty much ruined for me after I finally saw Some Kind Of Monster. Sorry I prefer my rock stars (at least ones from the 80’s-90’s to drunk drugged out extreme exhibitionist. Watching these guys cry about their feelings to a shrink destroyed the rock…

  • Why Don’t I Know this FOXY Jacky

    Sure she spells her name a little differently, but look at what she will do in your public parks. It just doesn’t seem fair? In the spirit of the approaching 2008 Draft Day I think it is safe to say that we could trade all 3 regular Jackie’s for 1 FOXY Jacky and we would…

  • Healing Power of Jesus

    FYI…. I tried to jump over my curb today and failed miserably…. Brobum would have been dissapointed. Well, I found this bandaid in the cubbard… Yep, it’s Jesus.. I am hoping that the combination of this and Neosporin is going to fixer up…. Sadly, I went to Subway, and when I came out I realized…

  • 30th Birthday Wine

    So I got ANOTHER 30th birthday party to go to tonight. It is a double party for two of my friends. Some of us came up with a rather cleaver gift. I used my superb design skills to lay out the labels for this cheap ass wine. The prints turned out surprisingly well on my…

  • I Drink BEER

    So I was at the liquor store last night as I often am on Thursdays. Was planning on getting some more Linies Creamy Dark and for the second time in a row they had none. So as per BroBum’s recommendation I decided to try a Murphy’s. Now I read (from the wikipedia link also above)…

  • Family Vay Cay 2008 is ON

    Here are the first pics holy fuck i am one fat bastard!! Things got off to a very drunk start and as you can see we grilled a whole shit load of mea!! Cell phone receptions is minimal here at best. The weather is holding up and I am about to take the walk down…

  • METALOCALYPSE

    If you are not watching Metalocalypse on Cartoon Networks Adult Swim you might be missing what could quite possibly be the BEST SHOW EVER MADE!! The concept is so simple yet brilliant: What if a death metal band was the most popular entity on the planet and all the shit that they sang about was…

  • The FCK Is Removed

    Due to the over load of recent hate mail I have received I have come to a decision. This site can no longer be associated with the Feral Cat Killer. When I started this site it was supposed to be fun, entertaining to all, and above all a good learning experience for me. Since we…