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Category: Rant

  • Testing uDaMan by Yellowbeard

    So I am sitting here on their couch, listening to my friends snore, after dealing with all her drama, setting up her laptop for hjays posting through MarsEdit. I am also wondering WTF they did to the spacebar on this iBook? Jesus fucking christ it makes it hard to type. Anyjew (i have to write…

  • The Test & The Cheater?

    Last week I sent out the following email after receiving it from the IRS: “take this test 5 min. daybreak be ready the questions come fast: http://www.flashbynight.com/test/ send me your score” I comprised the a list of the responses that I received from 16 people. The top score being a 2 way tie of 23…

  • Late Thanksgiving Post

    There is a damn good reason that this post is 2 days late. I was completely useless on the actual holiday after drinking my Aunts moonshine wine, consuming multiple beers, champaign, and finally scotch. Not to mention the huge goddamn plate of food. Mom really does put out the best spread. Of the reviews from…

  • No updates = No traffic

    Well I am happy to report that it appears that I have retained roughly the same number of hits after the migration here at the first of the month. Now that the site is up and running I feel ashamed that I have only managed six posts in the last 15 days. This is pretty…

  • Sometimes I do what the voices in my head tell me.

    So I woke up the other morning with the strange feeling of a presence in my bedroom. This prompts me to call out. me:hello? voice:hello me:who are you and what are you doing in my house? voice:it is me satan and i’ve come here to chat. me:ok what can i do for you. satan:nothing it…

  • Piss in a bottle

    I uploaded this picture to Flickr last summer in June. Once again fully intending to write something about it and never getting around to it. Then today I notice that I am invited to join a Flickr Group because of this. That is correct there is a Flickr Group dedicated to “truckerbombs” aka piss in…

  • Nursery Rhyme Time

    About AFB I can tell no lie, He kissed the girls and made them cry. And when the boys came out to play, He kissed them too ’cause he was gay.

  • Pubic Hair Fashion Show

    Seriously what is the point of this? Correct me if I am wrong here, but isn’t the point of a fashion show ultimately to sell clothes? Who would actually pay to have this done to their vagina? Being a strong antagonist of winter bush in and of itself, this whole thing just seems like a…

  • the Stash MegaPost

    This post has been removed due to the fact that it could offend someone who doesn’t find all of this as funny as the rest of us. Regrets, Yellowbeard

  • Waiting for AFB to Stick a PiG

    So here I sit on a Saturday night waiting for AFB to move his lazy ass. Tonight is the annual PigRoast at Stinky’s place. This will be my 2nd year attending and I will try to remember to ask him so that I can post a number in front of that annual thing. Personally I…