I uploaded this picture to Flickr last summer in June. Once again fully intending to write something about it and never getting around to it. Then today I notice that I am invited to join a Flickr Group because of this. That is correct there is a Flickr Group dedicated to “truckerbombs” aka piss in a bottle. I am now a proud member of this group with my contribution pictured above.

This was taken on a Thursday when I went to drink FREE BEER at Major’s for happy hour and then went straight to the Shorty’s soccer game. With only an hour when the beer is FREE I pounded a shit load in a short time without pissing. After the soccer game I started to make my 25 minute journey home. This is where I was hit with the uncontrollable urge to piss about 10 minutes in on Hwy. 61. Having an empty water bottle in hand I decided to attempt something that for some strange reason I always wanted to try. Since with the level that I drink at I find my self in this situation quite often.

So here is the interesting and helpful part of the story. Diving with one hand and holding my dick really wasn’t the problem since I am pretty experienced with both. The problem arose because to avoid spilling anything I figured it would be best to form a tight seal with the bottle to the tip of my dick. Here in lied my mistake. Due to the built of pressure and not allowing the air to leave the bottle this caused the bottle to be forced off track and the piss to hit my leg and the seat. After realizing my mistake and leaving a gap at the top (2 words cruise control) I was able to top off the bottle without spilling another drop and having quite a bit left to go. This provided enough relief until I got home and used the toilet like a civilized human being.