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  • Best T-Shirt of ALL TIME

    On my bus ride down to Nashville this weekend, some dude was wearing this shirt, which I now believe to be the best T-Shirt of all time… He was most pleased when I showed him my CNN Breaking News alert from Vegas concerning the juice… It could have been his proudest moment. –AFB

  • Spread Syphilis or Gonorrhea

    via: Badazzled

  • Metzler Bachelor Pictures on the way!!

    Sorry all, as most of you know, I am the merely a creative contributor to hjays.com, and I can NOT get the damn pictures over to yellowbeard… That being said, I have decided to do a post with a couple of highlights from the trip. Minnesota members Some fat chic’s ass at the beach that…

  • My Weekend Has Begun

    Well I had a very shitty week. Really for a whole lot of different reasons that I am not prepared to go into now. On Thurday I created a nice little PodCast with the FREE GCast service. Some readers may remember me experamenting with this services back in the YellowBlog days. Nothing I said was…

  • The G-Man’s Porno Corner

    Some people might call my uncle a dirty pervert, but that couldn’t be farther from the truth. He just appreciates tasteful, artistic pictures of naked women placed into PowerPoint pressentations. You can download the latest one that I found its way to my inbox below. Download 5.4 MB If this is a big enough sucess…

  • Farewell RAZR, it’s been real…..

    As some of you know, my work decided to get me a Black Berry, and pay for my phone plan every month. Because of the incredible capabilities of this thing (most I will not find out about until I sit down with Yellowbeard and he shows me how to work this thing to its full…

  • The Sister I’ve never “Had”

    Yes, that is right… This is Fuj’s sister and I… After looking at this picture, I know what you are thinking.. “They are cutest couple of ALL TIME!!!!”.. Well, I regret to inform you, because of Fuj’s BULLSHIT policy about no one getting to date his sister, I have actually never got to meet this…

  • AFB contribution to Butt Poem

    Based on One of my first ass sex experiences in 1999. True Story There we sat, Rachel with friends and slightly drunk around a bonfire at edgefest I was observing your trunk I remembered you saying “No way, my butts too tight” when I brought up ass sex for the first time That cool fall…

  • My Poetry goes up the buTT

    I was inspired this week and took the opportunity to write some poetry. The Sasquach helped out by contributing a couple of these. There is one that is a big favorite for those who have read it. Please contribute your vote in the comments. #1 Roses are red violets are, violet i wanna put my…

  • Happy Easter!!

    It is Easter today, and what better a time to let everybody know of the “gift” that I received from my brother, Billy. As some of you know, Billy is about the biggest porn addict that I have ever known, and when you own that much porn, it is impossible to keep tabs on all…