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Did anyone know Jason was on this season til a few mins ago. @BacheloretteABC — Nickole (@mnpurplegirl) June 12, 2018 from http://twitter.com/mnpurplegirl via IFTTT

I hate when people try to be slick around me like i won’t say anything. People REALLY see being quiet as a weakness and in most cases, you shouldn’t. just saying. — PM? (@PsalmsCM) May 28, 2018 from http://twitter.com/PsalmsCM via IFTTT

Jiminy, that’s a lot of singing. https://t.co/igS76CHA15 — Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) May 8, 2018 from http://twitter.com/hotdogsladies via IFTTT

this new documentary about the Trump presidency is powerful. pic.twitter.com/9LkNCWGu1m — Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) May 4, 2018 from http://twitter.com/joshtpm via IFTTT

May 4th you say? Huh. https://t.co/n0dsAmDw4g — Will Arnett™ (@arnettwill) May 1, 2018 from http://twitter.com/arnettwill via IFTTT

If the #ReeferSanity army is going to war, they're going to have to get their war faces on. General @AllanaHarkin inspires her troops, but @MatthewModine needs no instruction. pic.twitter.com/2FFhdg3QYg — Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) April 20, 2018 from http://twitter.com/FullFrontalSamB via IFTTT

MUST READMichael Cohen and the End Stage of the Trump Presidency https://t.co/DP5hrxEU0t — Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) April 14, 2018 from http://twitter.com/AndyRichter via IFTTT

:) https://t.co/HOfIVftIzg — Devin Townsend (@dvntownsend) April 12, 2018 from http://twitter.com/dvntownsend via IFTTT

#AskPatton Traveling salesman knocks on a door. Five year-old boy answers drinking a scotch and smoking a cigar. Traveling salesman asks him, "Excuse me, little boy, are your parents home?" Kids sips his scotch and says, "What the fuck do you think?" https://t.co/NKRnuIluJ2 — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) April 13, 2018 from http://twitter.com/pattonoswalt via IFTTT

[P] Love this. https://t.co/0t2kInurbw — Paul and Storm (@paulandstorm) April 8, 2018 from http://twitter.com/paulandstorm via IFTTT