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AIDE 1: How do we make the moron happy today? AIDE 2: This is probably too stupid, but what if we told him he set the presidential record for most years since 9/11? TRUMP: https://t.co/BEPP0hVsBc — Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) September 11, 2018 from http://twitter.com/GuyEndoreKaiser via IFTTT

If you’re in Hollywood today, go get it! ?@AdamPerryLang? https://t.co/8vy8F4QQmC — Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) August 29, 2018 from http://twitter.com/jimmykimmel via IFTTT

The time has finally come… On Aug. 27 at 11:30 AM I’ll be getting my very own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (6914 Hollywood Blvd., right across the street from the Chinese Theatre). The ceremony is FREE and open to the public, so come on down!! — Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) August 13, 2018…

What’s the new show going to be about pic.twitter.com/doSHixQqWu — Swear Trek (@swear_trek) August 4, 2018 from http://twitter.com/swear_trek via IFTTT

When you were partying, I studied the blade. When you were having premarital sex, I mastered the blockchain. While you wasted yr days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated inner strength. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the au pic.twitter.com/eG24BA6FLF —…

Watch Clutch frontman Neil Fallon whip up a batch of tasty Maryland crab cakes in video for Hot Bottom Feeder: https://t.co/VRAM49u5VD pic.twitter.com/tYdoo6ztGj — Metal Hammer (@MetalHammer) July 27, 2018 from http://twitter.com/MetalHammer via IFTTT

Rage Against The Machine – First Public Performance – Oct 23, 1991https://t.co/DTmKVMDemR — Johnny Cupcakes (@JohnnyCupcakes) July 15, 2018 from http://twitter.com/JohnnyCupcakes via IFTTT

Just saw Incredibles 2. The designer of Elastigirl’s big ass deserves the Oscar for Making My Dong Rock Hard. — rob delaney (@robdelaney) July 18, 2018 from http://twitter.com/robdelaney via IFTTT

A lot of people ask me the difference between a white nationalist and a white supremacist. • A white nationalist is someone who believes in a strictly enforced authoritarian racial ethnostate. • A white supremacist is a white nationalist, with sour cream and diced tomatoes. — Julius Goat (Read Pinned Tweet!) (@JuliusGoat) July 17, 2018…

Apocalypse Now: behind the scenes of Slayer’s explosive final tour https://t.co/ZeIY4tZhl6 pic.twitter.com/uxz9XAnuJc — GQ Style (@GQStyle) July 17, 2018 from http://twitter.com/GQStyle via IFTTT