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Me: *removes $7,000 laptop from online shopping cart* — Bryan Jones (@bdkjones) July 16, 2018 from http://twitter.com/bdkjones via IFTTT

Shout out to sad as hell pie charts. pic.twitter.com/pjouXyrQLr — George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) July 8, 2018 from http://twitter.com/MrGeorgeWallace via IFTTT

every year when the nathan’s hot dog eating competition comes around I am inexorably forced to remember this quote from a former competitor pic.twitter.com/knOseKuyZY — KT NELSON (@KrangTNelson) July 4, 2018 from http://twitter.com/KrangTNelson via IFTTT

Yup, the rumor is true. Flat Earthers have supporters all around the globe. — Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) July 2, 2018 from http://twitter.com/neiltyson via IFTTT

god made satan to give you pleasure and satisfaction yeah its true now you can satan my face — shut up, dick (@hipstermaid) June 29, 2018 from http://twitter.com/hipstermaid via IFTTT

I made a free commercial for the Red Hen in Lexington, VA! pic.twitter.com/7wAQVpg62O — rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 23, 2018 from http://twitter.com/robdelaney via IFTTT

DAMN https://t.co/N8JXaETjR8 — rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 22, 2018 from http://twitter.com/robdelaney via IFTTT

Wonder Woman took on all kinds of crazy villains… pic.twitter.com/ReOQuJ5UGe — Kurt Busiek Resists (@KurtBusiek) June 20, 2018 from http://twitter.com/KurtBusiek via IFTTT

??Happy 4??0??th birthday @Garfield!?? https://t.co/gYZ7xgnOEv — rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 19, 2018 from http://twitter.com/robdelaney via IFTTT

This album is pretty sick. Fugazi’s rhythm section with Anthony Pirog on bananas guitar: https://t.co/SCMMUmNzmL — rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 14, 2018 from http://twitter.com/robdelaney via IFTTT