hjays

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  • John Hodgman is a Great Man

    June 20, 2009
  • Happy 30th Birthday Chuck

    Finally got to make birthday labels for something other than wine.

    June 14, 2009
  • I got excited

    For a second I thought my fan-base was HUGE. Then I thought I hit the jack pot and could sue them for trademark infringement. Oh ya that is right I registered hjays. Seriously, I had aspirations of restaurant chains where waitresses gave hand jobs and shit. It was beautiful, ahh to be in your early…

    June 12, 2009
  • NEW Mars Volta!!

    I cannot download it fast enough!! Fuck addendum new CLUTCH album too!! I may shit my pants this weekend listening to 2 new albums of 2 of my favorite bands!!

    June 5, 2009
  • Comparisons

    You might want to hold CMD/CTRL while you click to open these in new tabs. If you are not using Firefox/Safari/Camino or any other real web browser get the fuck off my site. Dildos / Not Dildos Dildos / Not Dildos Dildos / Not Dildos Both and just another UGLY ASS VAGINA ya you couldn’t…

    June 5, 2009
  • Tetris Orgy

    Real simple, I just couldn’t pass up this headline.

    June 3, 2009
  • Makin’ Porno Out of ANYTHING

    HAHAHAHAHAH I love this show & have seen every episode. It is funny that someone like me who sees the majority of things in porno never even considered this.

    May 30, 2009
  • OH SHIT – Liq. Stores are CLOSED

    Yes, because of the holiday the stores will be closed on Monday as well. This is not news to any of the professional drinkers out there who frequent this site. I just wanted to inform you all that I was sure to stock up yesterday.

    May 24, 2009
  • Another Wedding Complete

    I just had to steal this picture off of one of the candles that were covered with childhood pictures. Since I have never actually know Kurtis while he had hair I find any picture of him with hair amazing. The scan quality didn’t turn out as nice as I would have liked. Hay what can…

    May 20, 2009
  • We’re Tryin’ To Play A Game Here Motherfucker

    May 12, 2009
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