For a second I thought my fan-base was HUGE. Then I thought I hit the jack pot and could sue them for trademark infringement. Oh ya that is right I registered hjays. Seriously, I had aspirations of restaurant chains where waitresses gave hand jobs and shit. It was beautiful, ahh to be in your early 20’s!!

Then I realized it wasn’t at all what I thought it was. You might be surprised how often this happens to me. So, I ended up just fixing the problem myself. At least at the one I drive by on a daily basis.

Lafayette bridge WHAT WHAT HOLLA BACK GIRL!!