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Good News People
I got my drinking pants back! Mom was able to sew them up for me. These pants and I have been through a lot. They are technically cargo pants so the extra pockets come in handy during a drunken stupor. The pants are surprisingly stain resistant. Whether it’s blood, shit, and or cum, it comes…
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I Got A Story To Paraphrase
I was driving home from work the other day thinking about an amusing story I had read a few years back. For some reason this story enters my thought from time to time without provocation. Yesterday I tried to find the original document, to repost here, but came up empty. Not wanting to deprive you…
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Looks Like I have More Reading To Do
“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” Arthur C. Clarke, “Profiles of The Future”, 1961 (Clarke’s third law) And time is NEVER waisted if you are watching 2001.
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That’s Right A Book
Yes, I am writing about BOOKS here. No I don’t fucking read, that makes me sleep. Thing is if you have talked to me for any extended period of time you will know that I LOVE audiobooks. I spend a lot of time in the car and although I enjoy PodCasts I really get excited…
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Midgets vs. Mascots (Unrated)
I can’t even believe this is a real movie and I had not heard of it before. Midgets vs. Mascots (Unrated) UNRATED Sep. 21st, 2010 – Sep. 28th, 2010 Rent in iTunes Released 2010 – His ungrateful preppy son competing against his unfaithful, gold-digging wife for his sizable fortune, a deceased mascot turned porn…
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An Open email to The ISP
Fuck that internet shit (trusting you about the filter). I am not there tonight & the last 2 nights she has come home late from work & crashed. It worked find on Thurs. night. The previous Thurs. just like she said up & down. The Qwest thing wasn’t a threat, I really told her to…
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Little Johnny’s Sister
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, “Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!” Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, “It reminded me of a peanut.” Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s Mom asked, “Really small, was…