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  • Apparently sometimes I just like typing shit

    Seriously, WTF was I thinking at the time. I guess I though it would be fun to go back and read what was on my mind 2 months ago. Boy was I wrong! I just kind of feel a little embarrassed? Maybe I have a few drinks and see if it makes sense with a…

    November 22, 2010
  • Cum on Earrings

    See it’s funny because it looks like cum….hahahahahhahhahahahah

    November 21, 2010
  • Grammar is important!

    Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.

    November 10, 2010
  • Yeah You Now That Booty

    I repeated that scene several times in this movie. Could never get the loop quite as good as this. Whoever made this captured the perfect moment.

    November 9, 2010
  • Sometimes

    There are actually good email FW: from dad.

    October 30, 2010
  • NO FUCKING GOOGLE!

    No fucking Google! People want to read hjasy….fuck excuse me hjays. Those hays people owe me money for all the traffic I drive to them.

    October 29, 2010
  • It’s Hypnotic

    October 19, 2010
  • TweetDeck Rant Review

    Ok so here is the thing with me and TweetDeck my twitter app of choice and my love/hate relationship with it. It is the clunkiest ugliest twitter app I have ever used on the iPhone. It crashes constantly! Now I don’t know about you, but my iPhone apps hardly ever crash. I use that update…

    October 10, 2010
  • XMas theme idea

    Why do I have my best ideas when I am naked in the shower? Had to run down dripping to bang this out. Stay with me here & yes they are never as good when I sober up in the morning, but fuck it. K so people hate fucking dressing up right. So lets not…

    October 9, 2010
  • Old News still Good News

    A quick search showed that I did 3 posts containing info about Arcade Fire. 1 2 3 I am a fan. The newest album is GREAT! I saw this a long time ago, but it just came up again for some reason so I am banging out this quick post. Technically fascinating, emotionally moving interactive…

    October 9, 2010
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