I was driving home from work the other day thinking about an amusing story I had read a few years back. For some reason this story enters my thought from time to time without provocation. Yesterday I tried to find the original document, to repost here, but came up empty. Not wanting to deprive you of this wonderful tale I will do my best to paraphrase it below.

Young college couple comes back to a dorm room after a night of drinking at the bar. They drink some more because that is what college kids do right. Then they decide to get naked and fuck, again, what they do. Now they are doing some really good fucking. Is is hot, hard, sweaty and just keeps escalating(1). After sucking on some dick then taking a pounding in her vagina our young female heroine decides to suck a little more dick then shove the cock right up her ass. Important to note she had never done this before.

Now, I am not going to go into a long description about the ass fucking itself because I really can’t remember details of the story & don’t have the source material. Lets just say that it is really hitting the spot, the sweet smell of butt in filling the air as her ass gets drilled. Ok this is where the story gets interesting. Pause for dramatic effect by adding another paragraph break.

This sweet young girl is getting SO excited by the ass fucking she is receiving that she decides she wants to suck on some more dick. This is the part of the story where you must realize how good of a girl this is because when she gets REALLY excited the best thing she can think of to do is to shove a cock in her mouth, right. How can you not love a girl with that kind of mentality. Here is the problem. Normally, this practice for her is not a problem, out of the vagina into the mouth, taste great. Being wrapped up in her own excitement she completely forgets that this dick she is sucking has been in her ass. Again, without the source material I can’t remember if it was simply the realization from this or the actual taste of her ass, but she promptly pukes. Not anywhere funny like on the dick or the dude or the desk or anything. This is not the point of the story. She just simply turns her head to the side and pukes because of the shitty dick she put in her mouth. Then she starts to laugh about it, because its fucking funny! He starts to laugh to and end story.

Now why? Why does this story go through my head at least once a month? Admittedly I find a lot of fucked up shit goes through my head on a regular basis. Big surprise right. I think that because this is an example of the perfect woman. Lets examine. She likes to drink and fuck, obvious good point. She is hot, really were you picturing a fat ugly chick when you were reading the above story? No neither was I so BOOM hot and with BIG BOOBS. Now for the important part. She is goodly enough to enjoy getting stabbed in the ass. More eloquently put, she enjoys unconventional sex. However, not freaky whore gross enough to be Ok with ATM (4). Personally think this combo is just right. I mean really who wants a chick who is into eating their own ass? That is as gross as a chick who likes to eat man ass, but that is another post all together. Not only that, but I think it is important to point out that after she pukes she immediately starts to laugh. Cuz a good sense of humor is always important right.

(1) I know what you are thinking at this point: “I should have staid in college forever”. Yep me too.

(2) , maybe I use to many comas?

(3) I intentionally ended a lot of the sentences with “right” because I think it makes it read more funnier.

(4) Ass To Mouth for the ignorant