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Bon Jovi Drinks Semen
In 4th grade a rumor spread that Jon Bon Jovi swallowed so much semen he had to go to the hospital and get his stomach pumped. To this day I think of that rumor every time Bon Jovi comes up. At age 9 I didn’t even know what semen was. Now porn has taught me…
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Dick Towl
Gave my brother his birthday present.
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Family VayCay 2011
While waiting for my ride to arrive (currently 1 hour late) I had a revelation. While on VayCay this year I am going to drink out of a glass horn the entire time.
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Watch Blue Mountain State
and follow @thadcastle on Twitter good laughs like this.
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It Smelled Like…
“garbage left out in the sun for years”
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Perfect Burgers
I am definitely going to press the patties with my thumb from now on. Link