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Awkward farewell presents http://pic.twitter.com/hcwFrj0qCu — Carice van Houten (@caricevhouten) June 29, 2016 from http://twitter.com/caricevhouten via IFTTT

"Now I don't know what this is, but I know I don't like it." http://pic.twitter.com/kKNsub7jBN — rob delaney (@robdelaney) March 9, 2016 from http://twitter.com/robdelaney via IFTTT

Thoughts and Prayers: https://t.co/x7lbY8mTlK — John Gruber (@gruber) June 20, 2016 from http://twitter.com/gruber via IFTTT

I'd like to dedicate this to a young man who doesn't think he's seen anything good today… https://t.co/J5PbN41qBJ via @youtube — Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 10, 2016 from http://twitter.com/VancityReynolds via IFTTT

Thanks @google http://pic.twitter.com/syZWKK46Th — drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) June 8, 2016 from http://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste via IFTTT

Look how instinctively, the mother croc carries the baby in its mouth. Nature is beautiful. http://pic.twitter.com/LWNAnRfowP — Phil Lester (@amazingphilz) April 1, 2016 from http://twitter.com/amazingphilz via IFTTT

I wonder if my cunt of a sister in law reads my tweets. This ought to clear that up. — MJ (@sucittaM) May 27, 2016 from http://twitter.com/sucittaM via IFTTT

[police station]Cop: you're free to go, here's your belongingsMe: wheres my murder weapon?Cop: your what?Me: nothin see ya later asshole — David Hughes (@david8hughes) May 26, 2016 from http://twitter.com/david8hughes via IFTTT

The best part about working in an office is that if you ever forget that you got a haircut, someone will definitely point it out to you. — MJ (@sucittaM) May 25, 2016 from http://twitter.com/sucittaM via IFTTT