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@dvntownsend this one seemed needlessly violent?? http://pic.twitter.com/OHqVtkpCxN — Reverend Finn McCool (@panickstrken) March 7, 2016 from http://twitter.com/panickstrken via IFTTT

Forgot to mention on Top Scallops. I also watch this maybe three times a day.https://t.co/oxJ2gTZ6tV — Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) February 24, 2016 from http://twitter.com/hotdogsladies via IFTTT

Trump winning S.C. isn't about his rise to the White House. It's the origin story of Immortan Joe from MAD MAX: FURY ROAD. — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) February 21, 2016 from http://twitter.com/pattonoswalt via IFTTT

Not sure if Hillary's going to win in 2016. But I've got a pretty good feeling about Michelle in 2024. — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) February 8, 2016 from http://twitter.com/pattonoswalt via IFTTT

i wish this program would stop marking my name in red on my homeworkit is correctly spelled http://pic.twitter.com/4tLLCCF0NM — Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) February 1, 2016 from http://twitter.com/KyloR3n via IFTTT

Some guy left me negative feedback before I could even ship what he bought on eBay & I remembered I'd taken a pic http://pic.twitter.com/mCTrz0Djio — drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) January 24, 2016 from http://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste via IFTTT

In a sea of Bowie anecdotes, this has to be my favourite. I *think* it happened in Preston. https://t.co/kStLkPZ5an http://pic.twitter.com/xcgzYb7JCs — Patrick Smith (@psmith) January 11, 2016 from http://twitter.com/psmith via IFTTT