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A reminder of how close Donald Trump is to the end of his list of things to say or do to get out of being President. http://pic.twitter.com/XgSEfMOv4c — David Schneider (@davidschneider) September 17, 2016 from http://twitter.com/davidschneider via IFTTT

As Commander-in-Chief, he is sworn to protect us from threats both foreign and domestic. You, sir, are the latter. https://t.co/8lJAF6CZa4 — George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) September 16, 2016 from http://twitter.com/GeorgeTakei via IFTTT

This little girl wishes she was somewhere less scary, like in a dark room with a clown holding a machete. http://pic.twitter.com/NjEB3YJTka — Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) September 15, 2016 from http://twitter.com/RexHuppke via IFTTT

Every time I post a tweet http://pic.twitter.com/rszowbooTn — Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) September 10, 2016 from http://twitter.com/pattymo via IFTTT

I have no face. @Fallujahbayarea has melted it off. I am now faceless. Thanks for the killer set, guys. :) — James (@interneth3ro) September 8, 2016 from http://twitter.com/interneth3ro via IFTTT

Minneapolis! We're at Mill City Nights with Devin Townsend tonight. Doors at 7:30! — Fallujah (@Fallujahbayarea) September 7, 2016 from http://twitter.com/Fallujahbayarea via IFTTT

First show in the USA at Mill City Nights in Minneapolis is tonight! Stage setup is in process… Time to workout ? http://pic.twitter.com/z1JWKYngxl — Ryan Van Poederooyen (@rvanpoederooyen) September 7, 2016 from http://twitter.com/rvanpoederooyen via IFTTT

I say w zero doubt that @DonCheadle 's avatar is the best meme of 2016 hands down — Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) July 30, 2016 from http://twitter.com/SarahKSilverman via IFTTT

The YouTube link to the first AMERICAN GODS trailer: https://t.co/vO5PkvEgq0 — Neil Gaiman (@neilhimself) July 25, 2016 from http://twitter.com/neilhimself via IFTTT

TRUMP: I'm gonna lose, huh?RYAN: Yes.[silence]TRUMP: Thank God.RYAN: I knowTRUMP: I'd be SO bad at itRYAN: We literally all might die — Owen Ellickson (@onlxn) July 22, 2016 from http://twitter.com/onlxn via IFTTT