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@dvntownsend #sorrynotsorry :)) http://pic.twitter.com/5mWgreLAGz — Irene's Artblog (@FetidCoffee) October 13, 2016 from http://twitter.com/FetidCoffee via IFTTT

TRUMP'S IDEA OF LOCKER ROOM TALK: I love sex crimes.ACTUAL LOCKER ROOM TALK: Jesus, that old man is using the hand dryer on his asshole. — stefan heck (@boring_as_heck) October 8, 2016 from http://twitter.com/boring_as_heck via IFTTT

No matter what you think of this guy's politics, you have to admit he knows a lot about trains. https://t.co/HBLwNP9DlH — Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) October 8, 2016 from http://twitter.com/GuyEndoreKaiser via IFTTT

so, you guys couldn't think of a better day to be pieday? …….no? http://pic.twitter.com/ipBbrZtoOk — drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) October 6, 2016 from http://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste via IFTTT

It's finally fall! Time for hot cider, cozy sweaters, changing leaves, and carving nice, tight fuckholes into gourds. — Molly Manglewood (@Manglewood) October 2, 2016 from http://twitter.com/Manglewood via IFTTT

Fun reminder: a former Secretary Of State is debating a game show host for the presidency tonight — Livia Scott (@LiviaLove) September 26, 2016 from http://twitter.com/LiviaLove via IFTTT

?Welcome to the jungleWe've got lots of treesWe've got everything you wantIf that thing is trees? — Jack The Jew (@okimstillhungry) September 20, 2016 from http://twitter.com/okimstillhungry via IFTTT

Tonight! Donald Trump finally gets it right on Barack Obama’s birthplace, and it’s gonna cost him. http://pic.twitter.com/vwDdftmFWi — The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) September 20, 2016 from http://twitter.com/colbertlateshow via IFTTT

Know I'm late to the party on this shit but I'll have my review of 'Hotel for Dogs' up by 4pm/ET. — George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) September 19, 2016 from http://twitter.com/MrGeorgeWallace via IFTTT

I haven't had an office job for 13 years, can someone tell me if people still wipe boogers on the wall in office bathrooms — drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) September 18, 2016 from http://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste via IFTTT