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MOST RESTAURANTS: Waiter: "Have you dined with us before?"You: "No."Waiter: "Oh! Well, (*proceeds to describe a normal restaurant*)" — DC Pierson (@DCpierson) October 19, 2017 from http://twitter.com/DCpierson via IFTTT

In honor of Flea's birthday, Ra Diaz of Suicidal Tendencies put together this medley of 11 of his best bass lines: http://pic.twitter.com/fiiIRuHuil — Bass Player Magazine (@BassPlayerNow) October 16, 2017 from http://twitter.com/BassPlayerNow via IFTTT

Come to Facebook in next 115 mins if u want an ass kicking http://pic.twitter.com/TfVRkeFj0w — drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) October 11, 2017 from http://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste via IFTTT

“…And also because the cheerleaders made me feel wrong in my bathing suit area.”https://t.co/ck1iAJ2amT — Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) October 8, 2017 from http://twitter.com/FullFrontalSamB via IFTTT

Hey fellow C-SPAN nerds, if you suddenly care about sports but don’t know anything about them, you’re in the right place! #SamanthaBee http://pic.twitter.com/DyuuaCnSjS — Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) September 28, 2017 from http://twitter.com/FullFrontalSamB via IFTTT

Math teacher: You won't always have a calculator as an adultGym teacher: You need to build crab soccer skills now for adulthood — drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) September 22, 2017 from http://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste via IFTTT

If @MADmagazine's political cartoonists and art department don't win a Pulitzer this year then we, as a society, have failed. http://pic.twitter.com/TBDZY2z8Zj — Ian Brown (@igb) September 17, 2017 from http://twitter.com/igb via IFTTT

Loving Ted Cruz’s new campaign posters http://pic.twitter.com/2jBoVt3c0w — Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) September 12, 2017 from http://twitter.com/gilbertjasono via IFTTT

I see hundreds of great comics, images, memes etc about climate change every year and still nothing has surpassed this. It's perfect http://pic.twitter.com/iRn1Fat0Hr — Jennifer Harrison (@GeneticJen) September 9, 2017 from http://twitter.com/GeneticJen via IFTTT

Podcasting. #AltonBrowncast http://pic.twitter.com/ZDPNFv4HG5 — Alton Brown (@altonbrown) September 3, 2017 from http://twitter.com/altonbrown via IFTTT