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Been on a kick watching films written by, but not directed by John Hughes. I’m here to say that Baby’s Day Out is quite a bit better than Pretty in Pink. — rob delaney (@robdelaney) January 6, 2018 from http://twitter.com/robdelaney via IFTTT

A 'beer sommelier' explains how pouring a beer the wrong way can give you a stomach ache http://pic.twitter.com/vxyLogLdqa — Business Insider (@businessinsider) January 1, 2018 from http://twitter.com/businessinsider via IFTTT

Sonny and Cher and Cher’s boots at LAX, 1977 http://pic.twitter.com/UqwAP2ag0Y — Quinn Sutherland (@ReelQuinn) December 29, 2017 from http://twitter.com/ReelQuinn via IFTTT

Mather, our resident #WhiteManAtADesk, has had a tough year. Thus, THE ARC OF THE DISENFRANCHISED WHITE MALE (possibly over simplified, via #ILYAmerica) http://pic.twitter.com/VXRnkHwdbo — ILYAmerica (@ILYAmerica) December 18, 2017 from http://twitter.com/ILYAmerica via IFTTT

Washington Post’s weather reporters yesterday vs Donald Trump today. http://pic.twitter.com/hhI9xcc1V7 — Dan Diamond (@ddiamond) December 29, 2017 from http://twitter.com/ddiamond via IFTTT

hey girl am i a Death Starbecause i feel like you should keep trying to rebuild me in spite of my obvious flaws and the lives i’ve destroyed — Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 17, 2017 from http://twitter.com/KyloR3n via IFTTT

@neilhimself My Ainsel = Mike Ainsel! I just put that together, like Whiskey Jack = Wisakedjak! Literally stopped on p306 to tweet this — Patrick O'Donnell (@patrickgavinod) November 8, 2017 from http://twitter.com/patrickgavinod via IFTTT

Trump vs Talking heads. #trump #MASHUP #TrumpResign http://pic.twitter.com/COSdAYtbrx — swedemason (@swedemason) November 30, 2017 from http://twitter.com/swedemason via IFTTT

working on a script about a turd with a gyroscope. this shit rights itself — blaine capatch (@blainecapatch) November 23, 2017 from http://twitter.com/blainecapatch via IFTTT