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I didn't think it could get worse… http://pic.twitter.com/4zmSpEgXwg — Kalen Allen (@TheKalenAllen) November 25, 2017 from http://twitter.com/TheKalenAllen via IFTTT

Patton Oswalt called to say that he was going to tweet that GET OUT was PROBABLY his favorite movie of the year, but I would have to agree to get lunch with him and do a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway! — Jordan Peele (@JordanPeele)…

PUSH THE BUTTON, FRANK! https://t.co/5gN3Sgryde — Felicia Day (@feliciaday) November 24, 2017 from http://twitter.com/feliciaday via IFTTT

My husband on period sex, "I don't give a shit. I'll enter the elevator in The Shining." — Megan Pettit (@meganshpettit) November 21, 2017 from http://twitter.com/meganshpettit via IFTTT

Portia and me reacting to Bateman directing AD… Nov 2004 http://pic.twitter.com/KUknpqSadB — Will Arnett™ (@arnettwill) November 19, 2017 from http://twitter.com/arnettwill via IFTTT

Thanksgiving in our house is a glorious, non-stop car accident set to the music of cocaine. http://pic.twitter.com/ngCdgtpgct — Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) November 9, 2017 from http://twitter.com/VancityReynolds via IFTTT

Love this. https://t.co/rVIWtUmLy2 — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 9, 2017 from http://twitter.com/pattonoswalt via IFTTT

She was given that candy for free. Halloween is already socialism, you malignant potato. https://t.co/JRcvEqg6ej — Jesse Berney (@jesseberney) October 31, 2017 from http://twitter.com/jesseberney via IFTTT

Just remembered that the song Piano Man starts with an old guy in a bar fucking a glass http://pic.twitter.com/frtqRSXoyQ — drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) October 25, 2017 from http://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste via IFTTT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA http://pic.twitter.com/4Dek3OwkKa — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) October 23, 2017 from http://twitter.com/pattonoswalt via IFTTT