hjays

Category: Rant

  • The Following List

    @TheCharlieDay (because I love always sunny in PH) @CobraCommander (because sometimes its funny) @Metz1313 (cuz metz twats god & i make fun of him) @krissparks (she don’t actually use this..G1 sux) @easter_monkey (because he is real) @StephenColbert (no explanation necessary) @darthvader (it can be pretty funny) @TheFatJew (I am pretty sure this guy is a…

  • My Creative Process

    …and I use that term loosely. Wake up in the morning and need something to blog. Grab the iPhone off the nightstand and start flicking through my news feeds via the NetNewsWire mobile app. This is one of my favorite things about the iPhone. I no longer have to make it to my desk for…

  • Funny Story Actually

    I switched to Safari 4 at work and have now started using it at home. At home was ONLY because FF stopped loading uTorrents WebUI which Safari does just fine. Now if only I could get del.icio.us integration, a quality ad blocker, and change the switch tab keystroke to the cmd+opt+arrow that I am used…

  • I got excited

    For a second I thought my fan-base was HUGE. Then I thought I hit the jack pot and could sue them for trademark infringement. Oh ya that is right I registered hjays. Seriously, I had aspirations of restaurant chains where waitresses gave hand jobs and shit. It was beautiful, ahh to be in your early…

  • Crackhead Awareness Week

    Buttery Ass Mondays this dude is hilarious. I haven’t been back regularly because there is NO RSS FEED!?!! Seriously dude get with the times your site design is beautiful & your content is EXCELLENT, but if I can’t get you into NetNewsWire you aren’t getting read “son”.

  • What Do I Put In This

    The following is my Christmas present from my Aunt & Uncle. AFB told me that I should bring it on Sunday for the Super Bowl Party, but am still not sure what to fill it with. Please send some suggestions. Update 1/30 7:14 AM because Sas actually had to ask: What this is is a…

  • hjays SWAP

    Does anyone have any use for a 17″ CRT? I have 2 of them just sitting here collecting dust. Also if anyone has any old Hard Drives laying around, even as small 10-20 GB, I would be very interested in them. I have a bit of a too much porn to little space crisis and…

  • AFB Review: “Gary Unmarried”

    When it is on: Wednesday, 7:30pm on CBS Thoughts going into: Another CBS sitcom, much like the 20 or so a year that are just regurgitating BAD ideas of shows that failed in the past. What is it: It is a show about a home painter named Gary Brooks (played by Jay Mohr) who recently…

  • Vagina Dentata

    I recommended this movie heavily to everyone for about a month after I saw it then forgot about it. Mostly because no body actually listened to me and checked it out. Well now Shelly & BroBum keep asking for movie recommendations so here it is again. IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS MOVIE CHECK IT OUT!!…

  • Yankee Swap Gift Idea

    I just came across a GREAT gift idea for this years Yankee Swap. This will be a very popular item once it gets opened.