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I Like Vaginas Too
I also just bought this song by Amanda Palmer it’s about vaginas too, and their haircuts. These pay what you want things are GREAT! I only give her .25cents, but I am probably going to steal the whole album when it comes out. Or maybe I will pay for it if they offer another deal…
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FW: Fwd: Do It Yourself Dental Work….
I actually tried to do something like this with my kid and a remote control car, but she chickened out at the last minute. I watched this video 2x. It happens faster than you expect and the look of initial shock on the kids face is hilarious. Link to Video on YouTube
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Apparently sometimes I just like typing shit
Seriously, WTF was I thinking at the time. I guess I though it would be fun to go back and read what was on my mind 2 months ago. Boy was I wrong! I just kind of feel a little embarrassed? Maybe I have a few drinks and see if it makes sense with a…
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Grammar is important!
Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.
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TweetDeck Rant Review
Ok so here is the thing with me and TweetDeck my twitter app of choice and my love/hate relationship with it. It is the clunkiest ugliest twitter app I have ever used on the iPhone. It crashes constantly! Now I don’t know about you, but my iPhone apps hardly ever crash. I use that update…
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XMas theme idea
Why do I have my best ideas when I am naked in the shower? Had to run down dripping to bang this out. Stay with me here & yes they are never as good when I sober up in the morning, but fuck it. K so people hate fucking dressing up right. So lets not…
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Good News People
I got my drinking pants back! Mom was able to sew them up for me. These pants and I have been through a lot. They are technically cargo pants so the extra pockets come in handy during a drunken stupor. The pants are surprisingly stain resistant. Whether it’s blood, shit, and or cum, it comes…
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I Got A Story To Paraphrase
I was driving home from work the other day thinking about an amusing story I had read a few years back. For some reason this story enters my thought from time to time without provocation. Yesterday I tried to find the original document, to repost here, but came up empty. Not wanting to deprive you…
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That’s Right A Book
Yes, I am writing about BOOKS here. No I don’t fucking read, that makes me sleep. Thing is if you have talked to me for any extended period of time you will know that I LOVE audiobooks. I spend a lot of time in the car and although I enjoy PodCasts I really get excited…
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An Open email to The ISP
Fuck that internet shit (trusting you about the filter). I am not there tonight & the last 2 nights she has come home late from work & crashed. It worked find on Thurs. night. The previous Thurs. just like she said up & down. The Qwest thing wasn’t a threat, I really told her to…