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Category: Rant

  • FREE BEER!

    I did a really good job at work last Friday so a client brought me beer. Oh ya and she was a hot client as well. This turned out to be some really goddamn good beer. I am afraid how much I will have to pay to get enough of it to get myself fucked…

  • Happy B-Day Ass Fuck Brad

    I found the perfect porn for you and you should get it in the mail sometime next week. Sorry for the late delivery, but here is what you can expect: Seriously, everyone send AFB a birthday greeting! This is his last hear before he turns 30 so he’s having a bit of a quarter life…

  • Rough Day at Work

    Fuckin’ mother fuckers!! Is it just me or does everyone feel that they are under-appreciated at their job? Seriously I wanted to kill someone today. I started to contemplate how my life would be easier with another human being dead. After I punched out I even started to fantasize about the perfect job environment for…

  • Fucking Saints!!!!!

    It is really difficult for me to write this particular post today. As some of you know, this is going to be my first post on the official hjays.com website. It should have been an ode to someone special, or maybe a post regarding a happy time in my life that I would be expressing…

  • Tux Comp

    I didn’t make it! Yet I am still to fucking drunk to write any more. Link to pics

  • Training for Tuxedo Comp

    Well the competition is tomorrow. What competition you ask? Where the fuck have you been, we have only been talking about it non stop for the past 3 months. Wait you mean there are people who read this blog that don’t travel in my circle of friends? My apologies. Making a long story short Sasquatch…

  • Just Give Me the Gun

    New Years got a little bit crazy. We had a little to much to drink and AFB started to shoot motherfuckers. Check out that crazy look in his eye. Jesus Christ I really hope he has a better year than he did in 2006. If you haven’t seen all of the pictures YET? Here is…

  • Who the fuck sent me this? revised

    The traveling gnome OK now I know! And I have a new phone number to add to my address book!

  • Midgets Love Paris

    A Little Hell Ya!! Just look at his little hand, come on what are you a cold hearted bastard? How can you not love that just a little?

  • Now IRS by Yellowbeard

    Why the fuck does it not show the user name of the poster? Fuck that is something that I will have to fix fast.