Category: AFB

  • Valentines Cinquain: by AFB

    Vugly Scary, hairy Please trim that thing up soon Thoughts of you keep me up at night Vugly

  • Valentines Sonnet: by AFB

    I sit here waiting You’re no where to be found Once again masturbating With no Vag’s or Butts around You said you were going to meet me For all the hell I have been raising But you didn’t know you were going to be My first lovely asian Not a call, text, or email On…

  • Coach Jules

    Thanks to my first GF Betsy for sending me this. Hockey fan or not, great video -AFB

  • Bitter Pats Fan

    This is some great stuff… Just listening to this guy for more than 10 seconds makes you happy that the Patriots LOST. –AFB

  • Quitting Snuff: Good for mouth, Bad for bowel

    As some of you know, I have always told myself that I would quit Snuff when I turned 30 years old… With the help of generic Walgreen’s Nicotine patches and a SHITLOAD of gum, so far so good… As much as I am feeling the benefits orally, apparently my body was more reliant on Toxins…

  • 30 SUCKS

    On the eve of my 30th Bday, I decided to scan and post a picture of my 21st birthday, which I celebrated at the “Original American Sports Bar” in the Mall of America which is now no more. Here are a couple of things to take note of in this particular picture – My youthful,…

  • Best T-Shirt of ALL TIME

    On my bus ride down to Nashville this weekend, some dude was wearing this shirt, which I now believe to be the best T-Shirt of all time… He was most pleased when I showed him my CNN Breaking News alert from Vegas concerning the juice… It could have been his proudest moment. –AFB

  • iPhone vs. Nokia E70

    This guy probably has an iPhone, but this article should at least provide you 6 minutes of QUALITY entertainment, as it is the Best iPod article EVER!!!! –AFB

  • Metzler Bachelor Pictures on the way!!

    Sorry all, as most of you know, I am the merely a creative contributor to hjays.com, and I can NOT get the damn pictures over to yellowbeard… That being said, I have decided to do a post with a couple of highlights from the trip. Minnesota members Some fat chic’s ass at the beach that…

  • The White Eyepatch

    i don’t think that jizzing bitches eyes shut really occurs to most, people are kind of short sighted & most dudes lack real imagination.  so i am sure i could easily get away with it. u know what i am gonna make that a blog post in an of it self & call it a…