Per Do By Friday: it's STILL funny.https://t.co/5tS4TIlnA0

— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) February 14, 2019

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"I'm anti vaxxing" – Dracula explaining he likes a full bush

— ollink (@dulcetry) February 10, 2019

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“Come the fuck up front pussies I wanna see everyone fucking moving This next song is called She will be fucking Loved” pic.twitter.com/ehNWZRXSaN

— Integrity 2000 stan (@lightskinhxc) February 4, 2019

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Summer olympics 1904. Read the 4693 other Married To The Sea cartoons at https://t.co/OkxyUcyKPr pic.twitter.com/vUYtowcHgA

— drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) January 31, 2019

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Believe the hype… https://t.co/oGL5jWNFsp

— Tyler Florence (@TylerFlorence) January 27, 2019

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Thanos will sell you 16 Valentines cards but you'll only need 8 pic.twitter.com/z9EGuy8ZRG

— Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) January 16, 2019

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Please support my GoFundMe to buy a catapult for everyone I've ever known. Catapults look fun as shit and are rarely given as gifts. Folks would always remember who they got a damn catapult from. "Oh that? That was from comedian George Wallace."

— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) January 11, 2019

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Things are getting weird pic.twitter.com/PQclAKPn2z

— Chris Evangelista (@cevangelista413) January 11, 2019

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Why I keep saying "Upgrade" that way.https://t.co/we4rW79OVO

— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) January 3, 2019

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Gen Z calls shower gel "cleaning cum"

— Ed Zitron (@edzitron) January 3, 2019

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