Mark Zuckerberg is running for president http://pic.twitter.com/Lhbc3x4WIb

— Pixelated Boat (@pixelatedboat) May 9, 2017

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If you don't know what a Sous Vide is, it's French for "Food Dildo"

— Andrew S (@bn2b) April 29, 2017

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Yo. Ya boi can do more than cake.

1- Koi Paa
2- Papaya Salad
3- Beef and Shrimp Satay
4- Larb Moo
5- Pickles

Thanks @cape.seafood http://pic.twitter.com/uUEOYsUv6Q

— Duff Goldman (@duffgoldman) April 23, 2017

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A photo essay on Cairo today. I thought it was in bad shape 18 years ago, for AMERICAN GODS, but I was wrong: https://t.co/6H945WGScB

— Neil Gaiman (@neilhimself) April 9, 2017

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I didn't know you can tweet from prison https://t.co/rxrPPBonff

— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) April 6, 2017

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I'd like 2 apologize Jazz fans that were offended by my tweets. If I knew u guys had internet in Utah I would've never made those tweets.

— Vernon Maxwell (@VernonMaxwell11) March 9, 2017

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Area Man Seen Multiplying Width by Height

— matt (@biorhythmist) March 28, 2017

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Every Week. He Spent 21 Out Of First 66 Days At Property He Owns. While We Paid For It. http://pic.twitter.com/b4E70mSxH9

— Tomthunkit™ (@TomthunkitsMind) March 27, 2017

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All the new #AmericanGods posters, side by side http://pic.twitter.com/zPdcGYoKFM

— American Gods UK (@American_GodsUK) March 27, 2017

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The greatest Marketing campaign of all time. @KFUCKINGPhttps://t.co/FpqsPuOaG3

— Johnrecio (@Johnrecio) March 25, 2017

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