Good God this movie was horrible and this podcast was SO fun. And there's a shocking surprise guest! Give it a listen! https://t.co/qZxYPg3IGf
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 2, 2018
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Why not? Would it make her feel bad? https://t.co/yPmttn2lxL
— Alexandra Erin (@alexandraerin) February 23, 2018
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upon learning that a friend of mine eats the peel when he eats an orange, I tried to eat an orange like an apple, and it was about 30% worse than I thought it was going to be
— drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) February 23, 2018
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Nerd Gun Facebook is convinced that a basic familiarity with firearms separates gun owners from normies, who should shut up about guns.
Don’t be cowed. We’re talking about simple machines designed in the 1950s designed to be serviced by teenagers in a jungle.
— Thomas H. Ptacek (@tqbf) February 22, 2018
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College was more than twenty years ago. And yet I'm once again cooking most of my meals with appliances that I can hide when the RA is around. https://t.co/ggYhXkfj3t pic.twitter.com/4A67RgC2km
— Andy Ihnatko (@Ihnatko) February 14, 2018
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— Satan (@s8n) February 6, 2018
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CYBER VISION 2 vaporwave/jazz/funk album coming in 2018. preview here. listen to the first full album at https://t.co/hPOYIVxOwN or on spotify pic.twitter.com/ZtELDiNw9D
— drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) February 5, 2018
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[P] This whole thread is actually pretty remarkable. Dude was a phenomenal, agile train. https://t.co/fZ9nlPXPSg
— Paul and Storm (@paulandstorm) February 3, 2018
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[S] #SOTU? No, thanks. Would rather he #STFU instead.
— Paul and Storm (@paulandstorm) January 30, 2018
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the Tide Pod thing is probably a viral phenomenon and definitely not a marketing campaign targeted to millennials from Procter & Gamble, a company that sells $80 billion dollars of consumer goods a year
— drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) January 27, 2018
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