Rudy Giuliani can now only hear his farts

— Mohanad Elshieky (@MohanadElshieky) December 6, 2020

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As a break from everything, Never Surrender: A Galaxy Quest Documentary on Amazon Prime is good.

— matt. (@biorhythmist) November 22, 2020

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Here's a better-quality video of the ATM joke @Ihnatko asked for. pic.twitter.com/AuWKIdxb0I

— Don Giller (@thedonz5) November 21, 2020

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Here's a better-quality video of the ATM joke @Ihnatko asked for. pic.twitter.com/AuWKIdxb0I

— Don Giller (@thedonz5) November 21, 2020

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I work at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in PA pic.twitter.com/cX6bIMkag8

— Christine Nangle (@nanglish) November 8, 2020

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Like this pic.twitter.com/yTL7igXQJ0

— Jason Farnsworth (@jason_farns) November 6, 2020

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Exactly… ? https://t.co/LUuEsU5EIx

— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) November 6, 2020

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My wife and son are out on a walk… gonna take a little time to tuck in my shirt.

— Jimmy Pardo (@jimmypardo) October 23, 2020

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here we go pic.twitter.com/mlt7YgdATU

— #1 12 ft. tall skeleton from home depot fan (@alexschelldorf) October 10, 2020

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The boss in The Shining: Are you sure you can take five months of isolation, Jack?
Jack Torrance: Yes. Haha actually no
Me after isolating for seven months: Lol

— drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) October 7, 2020

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