March: ?
April: ??
May: ???
June: ??? ????

— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) May 3, 2020

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If there is still any confusion about the importance of face masks, this graphic should help:

Thanks for the tag @ElizabethNCCLPC! pic.twitter.com/8OoF9EPIgB

— Philadelphia Public Health (@PHLPublicHealth) April 30, 2020

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Sometimes at night I look up at the stars and think… I should really get a roof for this house.

— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) April 28, 2020

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Mans head almost flew off ??? pic.twitter.com/jTiKCIGeum

— ?? (@rahm3sh) April 24, 2020

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Rational Clown Posse https://t.co/6ePkd23DOV

— Glennys Egan (@gleegz) April 23, 2020

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This Vanity Fair write-up about the new Dune has me pretty pumped for it. Dune is a fun book but Villeneuve is 100% right: the mom should be more of a badass, the baron should be less of a clown, more women in general ? https://t.co/Dj7iVCrTIs

— Rebecca Watson (@rebeccawatson) April 14, 2020

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Annnnd we have a winner! The functionality of the mask is 3 fold, it covers/protects your mouth, guarantees ppl will stay away from you and reminds everyone that if Ash the evil robot didn't break quarantine THE REST OF THE SHIP WOULD HAVE BE FINE! #MondayMorning #coronavirus pic.twitter.com/NJqXco2CBW

— Jeff Barnaby (@tripgore) April 6, 2020

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I’ve personally noticed that there’s a lot less Trolls on Twitter since the Quarantine.. Do those MFs Troll from an office??!

— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) March 28, 2020

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Anybody else get a new high score on that screen time game

— matt. (@biorhythmist) March 29, 2020

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Looking on the bright side, this morning when I couldn’t find my phone I knew it had to be somewhere in the house.

— Review Complete Series DVD Is Here! (@TVsAndyDaly) March 22, 2020

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