Did anyone know Jason was on this season til a few mins ago. @BacheloretteABC

— Nickole (@mnpurplegirl) June 12, 2018

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I hate when people try to be slick around me like i won’t say anything. People REALLY see being quiet as a weakness and in most cases, you shouldn’t. just saying.

— PM? (@PsalmsCM) May 28, 2018

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Jiminy, that’s a lot of singing. https://t.co/igS76CHA15

— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) May 8, 2018

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this new documentary about the Trump presidency is powerful. pic.twitter.com/9LkNCWGu1m

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) May 4, 2018

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May 4th you say? Huh. https://t.co/n0dsAmDw4g

— Will Arnett™ (@arnettwill) May 1, 2018

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If the #ReeferSanity army is going to war, they're going to have to get their war faces on. General @AllanaHarkin inspires her troops, but @MatthewModine needs no instruction. pic.twitter.com/2FFhdg3QYg

— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) April 20, 2018

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MUST READ
Michael Cohen and the End Stage of the Trump Presidency https://t.co/DP5hrxEU0t

— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) April 14, 2018

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:) https://t.co/HOfIVftIzg

— Devin Townsend (@dvntownsend) April 12, 2018

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#AskPatton Traveling salesman knocks on a door. Five year-old boy answers drinking a scotch and smoking a cigar. Traveling salesman asks him, "Excuse me, little boy, are your parents home?" Kids sips his scotch and says, "What the fuck do you think?" https://t.co/NKRnuIluJ2

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) April 13, 2018

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[P] Love this. https://t.co/0t2kInurbw

— Paul and Storm (@paulandstorm) April 8, 2018

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