‘Are You The Whistleblower?’ Trump Boys Ask White House Janitor After Giving Him Serum Of All The Sodas Mixed Together https://t.co/j6FBKJENVP pic.twitter.com/pLI2TPSoPa

— The Onion (@TheOnion) October 6, 2019

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Picard. January 23, 2020. @StarTrekCBS @PrimeVideoUK @CTVSciFi#StarTrekPicard #StarTrekNYCC pic.twitter.com/k5ywqwBHzC

— Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) October 5, 2019

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When it comes to the Founding Fathers, it’s time for right-wingers to get over their daddy issues. pic.twitter.com/IhxcGda2DB

— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) September 19, 2019

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We were mean to him
But he never burned us, and
Love lives forever
Thank you, the friendly ghost

RIP Daniel Johnston

— rob corddry (@robcorddry) September 11, 2019

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Finally, the #iPhone11Pro. For telemarketers, phone sex workers, and others who use the phone professionally

— Rebecca Watson ?????? (@rebeccawatson) September 10, 2019

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there is no episode of Forged In Fire that is not improved by having them whip dildos around and analyze them instead of knives pic.twitter.com/ewDzkEkArj

— drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) September 3, 2019

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Bob Johnson throws behind Lenny Randle. The next pitch Randle bunts down the first baseline just so he can fucking blast Johnson. pic.twitter.com/YvE5jUXCiA

— Jomboy (@Jomboy_) August 28, 2019

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this is good art. other art sucks pic.twitter.com/OKgU4nDn1K

— Dan Gurewitch (@DanGurewitch) August 16, 2019

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NetNewsWire has finally reached beta! NetNewsWire 5.0b2 is now available.

We’ll have a more extensive announcement later (hopefully today). https://t.co/U1LznESeZ9

— NetNewsWire (@NetNewsWire) August 12, 2019

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The world is filled with beauty. https://t.co/oWYocCAQfJ

— Andy Ihnatko (@Ihnatko) August 4, 2019

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