The most expensive PORN movie ever made?

Take away the AWESOME fucking & the novelty of it being the most high budget PORN ever made. You still have a pirate movie that is 10x better than all three of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies combined!!! OK maybe the awesome fucking makes it hard to judge this any other way, but still. I was just telling someone that the last P.O.C. movie was so bad and so long that I contemplated killing myself while watching it. That was even before the hero marry the girl while fighting the bad guys scene! At least in the PORN version the married characters have the goodness to try and fuck every other member of the cast. Did I mention that there is a LOT of fucking.

(Via Fleshbot.)