AFB: I was just in the tanning both. I feel like I should be in a Cock Rock band. Whatta say Yellowbeard, you still got those moves?? 03:31 PM April 07, 2008 from web
Yellowbeard: Bandname has 2 b THE ASS FUCKIN OF 43 VIRGINS…our first single is TAKE OUR SLOPPY SECONDS!!! 04:34 PM April 07, 2008 from txt
AFB: HOLY SHIT!! That is GOLD!!! 03:56 PM April 07, 2008 from web
12 responses to “Lets Start A Band”
Song #2 can be “JonBenét was a dead fuck”
Another excellent comment from our friends in CO. Also another great email address: openyourlegs@msn.com.
song #3 “Stop staining my sheets with your bloody anus”
song #4 “So much gape, so little saliva”
song#5 “Sadistically Sodomizing Sixteen Stanford Sorority Sluts”
song #6 “Lord of the CockRings”
song# 7 “What’s after Level 3?”
song #8 “Castration only stopped me from pulling out”
song #9 “Roofies (The Remix)”
bonus track: “Put this bag on your head”
Holy SHIT…. Can you manage us?
Your band name should be W.A.D.S. (We Are Disgusting Sodomites)… Yes, I know its a rip-off of W.A.S.P., but so are your costumes.