You came in with your sexy ass friend
In this basement that wasn’t a trend
Nice work finding these chics Jeff
I wish I hadn’t met you Stef
I saw you again at Cory’s by the pool
Right before he chowed your box, I was such a fool
Your screams of joy, I prayed I was deaf
I wish I hadn’t met you Stef
We didn’t talk for weeks, I knew we were threw
You cashed me in, for something pretty and new
I remember telling Chuck, my friend the old ref
I wish I hadn’t met you Stef
–AFB