It started out innocently enough. Just chatting about weekend plans at work on a Friday afternoon. Then the conversation turns to vaginas as it so often does. Even the turn to ugly vaginas is not out of the ordinary. It all went down something like this:

AFB: Then you have nothing to worry about

Yellowbeard: you told me she has a fuglyvag why would i want to have anything to do with that

AFB: Don’t worry I Never did her, Just got an up close and personal view of the Vugly

Yellowbeard: that is seriously fucked up

AFB: I have to explain this too you because you apparently are either too drunk, or just have not seen that many

AFB: All V’s have a degree of unattractiveness incorporated in them.. There is one exception I have found, and that is (race edit to protect AFB) I don’t know if it is a (religion edit to protect AFB) thing, but she had an absolutely perfect V

Yellowbeard: if you find pussy unattractive in general i feel sorry for you, not only have i personally seen my fair share, and i have seen an unimaginable amount of pornography. there are some rotten stinky meat curtains out there all in various stages of hairiness this i realize. as well as the fact that immaculate vaginas rare as they are do in fact exist. thing is based on what you told me about this girl i am under the impression that her vag. falls on the former side of that spectrum.

AFB: That it does

Yellowbeard: you must have chowed down on the Vugly and that is how you have intimate knowledge of its vuglyness. (i really like this new word!)

AFB: You should! I have it coined though, so you can’t print it with out my express written consent.

AFB: And yes, that is correctr

AFB: The best I can describe it is putting your face in a catchers mitt

Yellowbeard: that’s fucking discusting, and fuck you as coined it you revised it from my “fuglyvag” which is better, but not as easy to type

AFB: I never heard you say Fugly vag, and Vugly is way better…

AFB: Fugly is already a good word, you cant just through a Suffix on there.. That is bush league

Yellowbeard: no 1 word fuglyvag, no 2 check your loggs i beat you to it mine 12:53, you 12.54

AFB: OK, but still.. Vugly way better

Yellowbeard: maybe that is debatable, but you cannot take full credit for that and I can use it whenever i want

Yellowbeard: hold on i’m gonna test it

AFB: ok

At this point I begin to send emails, IM, text messages, and even those fucking MySpace things, to everyone I know to answer this question. I ended up losing the final count as of posting is 7/5 in favor of AFB and the vugly. There were some pretty interesting replies from those who chose to reply and might still be speaking to me on Monday. Here is how the question when out:

what do these words mean to you

*hint they both mean the same thing
> vugly

> fuglyvag

and which one is better?

Bdubs
As far as a insult, i’d say fuglyvag… It s a proverb (or adverb, I forget), but nonetheless, thats my vote. If these are two words are codenames for two woman, then I’d say vugly.. yep, fuck a vugly or be screwed by a fuglyvag…


lol, made no sense but there you have it


(P.S. “Oh, the gaydar is sold out on Sharper Image…”
Dwight: “I’ll try Brookstone” )

cAfucK
I’m guessing that these words mean ugly vaginas, and fucking ugly vaginas. In my opinion, if one were to say that someone has an ugly vagina, that it would need a swear word to emphasize the severity. However, it doesn’t roll off the tongue,so I guess my vote is for vugly.

Tragic
I don’t think I like either of them. Vugly is too close to fugly and fuglyvag seems too obvious. What are my other options? Snugly?

IRS
I don’t think I can respond to you want I think they are through my work email, but I like the second one better.

Metz the ManWh0re
Metz: vugly is VERY UGLY and that is exactly what it means to me
Metz: fuglyvag is fudging on very vag not knowing what is going on
Metz: what does that tell you?
Yellowbeard: they both mean the same thing ugly vagina
Metz: ahhh
Yellowbeard: now the important part which one is better
Metz: fuglyvag – FUCKING UGLY VAGINA!

So there you have it, feel free to chime in with your own opinion. I am pretty sure the comment fields work?